old man Shep

just flyin’ around up here in my tic-tac. It runs on thoughts and prayers, so keep ‘em comin’.

[old man Shep @GreggShepherd3]

Science, bitches...

[old man Shep @GreggShepherd3]

⁦@Yangoliatko_⁩ if you’re still on Twitter, here’s a little bunny I had to pretend wasn’t the most adorable thing ever because I was mad about it being snuck into the house by the wife & kid. I secretly snuggle the shit out of this thing when they’re not looking😉❤️.

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@Chris_Meloni Her neighbors:
“What the f$ck is she doing over there? What is that noise? Christ, just when I thought she couldn’t be more annoying.”

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@imnotabotbiatch I’ll come get s-faced on that thing right now! But seriously, that looks like some good work. If I was your homie I would have come by to check it out.

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@TheFigen_ 17 but not till I held the phone away from me.

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@LMikeyJ … but I bet they did say “ I dislocated my shoulder when I swung the phone to get my curly cord out of the door.”

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@Yangoliatko_ Yes you’re absolutely right. I had some great friends on here but “x” has taken it upon itself to replace them with the garbage you mentioned. “those who do not learn from history will be doomed to repeat it.” I’m very glad to hear you’re okay though!!

[old man Shep @GreggShepherd3]

@shadowspirit44 @RonFilipkowski 🤫 Shhhhh…

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@IvanasStairCam @RonFilipkowski Is there an app that puts sharts in for you? Asking for a friend.

[old man Shep @GreggShepherd3]

@bingley567 @NatashaCL7 Awww! Little squishy feller, I wanna hug that little critter!

[old man Shep @GreggShepherd3]

@NatashaCL7 Sorry I’m not there to give a real hug. Wrap your arms around yourself and say “this hug is from random internet guy and it’s the best!”

[old man Shep @GreggShepherd3]

I’d like to say thanks. Thanks a lot. You fucking wanker. To the person who shot and killed our only black bear on the south shore of Boston, Massachusetts. Humans suck.
#Blackbear #Bostonblackbear

[old man Shep @GreggShepherd3]

@imnotabotbiatch Tomato-itis. Or maybe some other form of itis.

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@LMikeyJ Sorry brother. Hope the next one is better.

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@nikicaga @DeadDogLake Oh, Hitler dood. I know Hitler dood. He was not very nice.

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@oilerdawg @Gianni_Rock33 I couldn’t do it in 6 hours.

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@SecVetAffairs Hey dude. Don’t let them f up those cats. Without cats I wouldn’t be able to tolerate humans, who I care very little for. Cats are alright though.

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@SuziQLeathers @RonFilipkowski @ChrisJustice01 All the good Nazis take the pervitin.

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@PlushBuxom @Softapocalypses Which I would use as a Segway to DONT DO STUFF TO PEOPLE YOU WOULDNT WANT DONE TO YOURSELF.

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@MyumiTwatwaffle @Softapocalypses ALWAYS! I see you trying not to pre-drill! I SEE YOU!

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@NoDerpity @Softapocalypses Rule of 3. That shit is real.