Gregg The Giraffe

Love me some pancakes 🥞 & I gotta long neck 2 stay above the bullshit

[Gregg The Giraffe @GreggTheGiraffe]

Saw ad for cheeseburger and said hmm i want a cheeseburger and now I’m still sitting here without a cheeseburger because those make u chubby and i just wanna lose 3 pounds

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IM WILD

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Goodnight peasants

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@jimmykimmel vs. @jimmyfallon whoever responds first is the winner but ur both winners in my heart

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@jimmykimmel ur amazing and hilarious but I don't have tv

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My girlfriend thinks her neck is better than mine so I spit at her

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If you don't workout then don't complain about not looking like a slim Jim like me Throwing rocks is good but I have hooves fuck

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@SICKOFWOLVES I'm going on a date & can't wait to try this thanks boo

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I asked mom why I don't look like dad & she said that's not ur dad that's a tree u little shit

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I'm a good runner check my header

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Don't be jealous cuz ur legs r potatoes and mine r not

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@ZILDJIANfav OH WOW I would love that

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Finally did it. Finally got my twittering on.