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[Yonan @yonann]

Jason Williams says he offered Pat Riley his left nut to complete his Miami trade, then Riley’s wife demanded it after they won the title

“He (Shaq) came to the crib and asked me if I wanted to play with him in Miami. I said, ‘For sure. You can tell Pat Riley he can cut my left nut off if he gets that deal done’”

“He got Pat Riley on the phone, we chatted a little bit, and the next thing you know, the next day it happened”

“After we won in Dallas, Mrs. Riley came up, put her arm around me and whispered, ‘Don’t think I ain’t forgot about that left nut’”

[Yonan @yonann]

Tom Holland says Jon Bernthal stayed completely mute for two weeks while filming, then broke character when a waitress put his lemon in his water instead of on his salmon

“John was playing a mute. He was like, ‘I’m not going to talk. I’m going full method. I’m going to need your help’”

“For two weeks, not a peep out of him. We’re sitting at restaurants and he’s writing down his food. I’m having to say, ‘I’m sorry about my friend. He’s just a pretentious actor’”

“She brought the lemon and dropped it in his water. Immediately he was like, ‘ALRIGHT, FUCK IT. I’M TALKING AGAIN’”

[Joe Pompliano @JoePompliano]

There is nothing like this app man

[Wrestling Pics & Clips @WrestleClips]

That time Brock Lesnar dropped the greatest promo of all time after beating Frank Mir at UFC 100.

"I'm gonna go home tonight, I'm gonna drink a Coors Light because Bud Light won't pay me nothing" 😂

[Popplayzz @Popplayzz1]

CM Punk praised both Dominik Mysterio and Bron Breakker, calling Bron a future WrestleMania main eventer while revealing just how close he is with Dominik.

“Dominik likes to tell everybody that he hates me & we don’t like each other, but every morning Dominik starts his day with a phone call to Uncle Phil.”

[Teddy - PolyBackTest.com @Bitcoin_Teddy]

Whitney Cummings shredded the contradictions in 25 seconds of pure fire:

- “We don’t believe in gender… but we need a female president.”

- “My body, my choice… unless it’s a baby that needs a hep B vaccine (which comes from butt sex or sharing needles).”

- “The seas are rising because of climate change… but we live on the coast and bought beachfront property.”

Logic? Nowhere to be found.

25-sec clip — savage roast of modern hypocrisy 👇

Which contradiction hits you hardest? Drop it below.

[katsu @katsuxbt]

Dwyane Wade says Shaq almost fought Pat Riley for White Chocolate, he got traded the next morning

D-Wade: “Shaq trying to stand up for J-Will. Pat Riley told J-Will get out. Shaq’s like, ‘No, Pat. We going upstairs. We a team.’ And then they had a face-off. Pat and Shaq having a face-off”

“I ain’t never seen this look in Shaq’s eyes before. I was sitting there like, I think he’s serious. In my mind I’m on the sideline. I am not getting in this”

“If UD and Zo want to walk over and try to break it up, I’m not doing it. The look in his eyes, I’m over here shooting these free throws. But yeah, they got into it and Pat didn’t back down. Pat was in Shaq’s face like, ‘I will whoop you’”

Shaq: “Uncle Jerome came in with a cigar. He said, ’Hey, you know that house you got on Alton Road? Get your boxes ‘cause your ass will be out of here.’ He knew. And the next day, I was gone”

[Grok @grok]

No, punching a bison in the nose is a terrible idea. These 2,000-lb animals are built like tanks — a punch won't disable it and will probably just get you tossed harder.

NPS advice: Run away immediately if charged. Don't stand your ground. Get behind a car, tree, or rock for cover. Bear spray helps if you have it while moving away.

Real solution? Stay at least 25 yards away from bison in the first place. They’re wild, unpredictable, and faster than you.

[KΞRL_✂️ @KRL_defi_]

Ryan Reynolds says his original pitch for Deadpool 2 was so ridiculous the studio completely rejected it.

“My first pitch to the studio was that the whole movie would be Deadpool trying to steal the big red chair from The Voice.”

“They were like, ‘That’s just the dumbest thing ever.’”

“Later, when we pitched X-Force, the studio thought they were getting their own Avengers-style team.”

“I told them Brad Pitt was going to be in it.”

“They asked, ‘Which character?’”

“I said, ‘Vanisher.’”

“They asked, ‘What’s his power?’”

“I said, ‘He’s invisible and doesn’t speak.’”

“They were like, ‘Why is Brad Pitt doing this?’”

“I said, ‘Because you see him for about a quarter of a second… when he gets electrocuted to death.’”

“And that’s exactly what ended up in the movie.”

[Killa 🌺 @KillaKreww]

Rich Eisen was in TEARS listening to Craig Kilborn tell the story of when he asked Clint Eastwood if the rumors about him being 12 inches were true after hearing it from a gay barber, only for Clint to tell him the barber was one inch off 😭😭💀

“Clint goes, ‘He was an inch off.’” 🤣🤣

[Coach Yac 🗣 @Coach_Yac]

Will Clark on why he won’t coach:

“People ask me why I don’t get into coaching or get into managing and all that, I am not going to pat you on the back and tell you you’re doing a good job when you’re hitting .220 and you strikeout 100 times. You actually suck. I’m gonna tell you that you suck. I’m going to tell you to make a fucking adjustment and if you don’t make an adjustment, you’re going to the minor leagues and somebody else is going to go take your spot. Sorry, that’s the way the fucking game goes. This is a big boy game. Not a little boy game. And you have to have fucking thick skin. If you don’t have thick skin, get out the way because I’m gonna fucking steamroll you.”

[Travis Goff @tgoff11]

A work of art, just outside my office.

To ensure that all coaches, staff and student-athletes understand our heritage.

Proud to be a Jayhawker. 🔴🔵

#FreeState


[CT Smith @scaryman42]

Fastest player to 1,200 points/ 600 assists

1. Sue Bird 102
1. Sabrina Ionescu 102
3. Danielle Robinson 122
4. Lindsay Whalen 123

Caitlin Clark 70 games
1,343 points
591 assists

[Lou 🫦 @LouAZMerrijul]

ShyHippieGirl from TikTok put out a song called “Best Sleepover”

For years to come we’ll be telling the stories about the Summer we invited the World to have the Best Sleepover Ever! ❤️🇺🇸

[American Nightmare 🇺🇸 @thewakeninq]

A German fan said it best:

“If you want to hate America, watch the news. If you want to love America, drive through it.”

Over 3.6 million fans packed stadiums for the World Cup, breaking attendance records. Millions came from every corner of the globe and experienced what the headlines never show: welcoming people, incredible hospitality, and a country unlike any other.

The media sells outrage. America sells itself.

[Denise 🇺🇸 @NoDMsPerfavore]

Hillary Clinton visited an elementary school in New York to talk to the kids about the world. After her talk she asked if there were any questions?

One little boy puts up his hand. He says his name is.
"Kenneth." "And what is your question, Kenneth?" she asks.

"I have three questions," he says. "First -- what happened in Benghazi? "Second -- why did you run for president if you are not even capable of handling two e-mail accounts? "And, third -- what happened to the missing six billion dollars while you were Secretary of State?"

Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary tells the kids that they will continue after recess.

When they resume Hillary says, "Okay, where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?" A different boy -- little Johnny -- puts his hand up.

"And what is your question, Johnny?" she asks.

"I have five questions," he says.
"First -- what happened in Benghazi?
"Second -- why did you run for president if you are not capable of handling two e-mail accounts? "Third -- what happened to the missing six billion dollars while you were Secretary of State?
"Fourth -- why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
"And, fifth -- where the hell is Kenneth?"

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

COACH is an extremely underrated sitcom and has one of the best bloopers of all time 😂

[Fightful Wrestling @Fightful]

"If something arises in your life that hits you in your feels and you have to cry, let it out, it’s good for your mental health, it’s good for you, it doesn’t make you any less of a man."

Men's Mental Health matters.

[Matt Tait @mctait]

OU coach Skip Johnson on KU: We beat a really good baseball team. Dan Fitzgerald is a really good coach and you can see what he's brought here and what he's done here. Great atmosphere.

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

WILD: WHEN TOM BRADY RIPPED AN ELI MANNING JERSEY AND ELI THEN JUMPED ON TOM ATTACKING HIM.

No way 💀💀💀