Gregg Zoine

Sometimes I’m funny -- Las Vegas -- Pokémon Streamer @GoLeagueGregg

[salou❦ @hyunsthot]

Seeing an interesting tweet and the tl refreshes before you can finish reading it

[YBG Don @cocotresco]

“17 likes isn’t a lot” imagine 17 38 aye im like hey what’s up hello

[breno @brenoczz]

a maior mentira que me disseram foi que a gente se acostuma a acordar cedo, todo dia isso é uma luta pra mim

[Logan @LoganMcSilent]

dragonite is 30 years old and just won worlds for the first time... you've still got time, unc

[Gregg Zoine @GreggZoine]

How am I supposed to work 9 to 5 under these conditions?? #RIPDolly

[𝔽eral ℙawg ℍunter @FeralPHunter]

Make a woman happy?

Sorry, but as an ally I’ll never make a woman do anything ✊

[Maira @maira4yo]

Women who also value their men’s happiness>>>>>>>

[Jameson Mothapo @JamesonC_M]

If all goes well. I'm buying myself ice-cream this weekend. CASH

[Breed 🫃🍆(V-Ecchi) @BreedVT]

I’ve learned if you wanna be happy, get an old person from 1990-1999 and settle down, those people are tired.

[💋 @ahsidas]

Being an adult is basically saying “after this week things should calm down” every single week.

[val @valeeeemont]

disque el dinero no da la felicidad pero yo jamás he estado triste abriendo cartas pokémon

[Bingus @elongatedscrote]

Muslim stripper named shawty arabia

[Degen CPA | Drew @DrewVento]

This girl told me her biggest turnoff is watching a guy fly too close to the sun; she said it gives her the Ickarus.

[Softboy @softboywin]

Pizza rolls are just Italian gushers

[Mente Masculina @YounesLatensa]

Los hombres pueden quedarse despiertos hasta las 2 de la madrugada, levantarse a las 6, estar endeudados, sin dinero, solos, y aún así tener fe en que algún día todo saldrá bien. A eso se le llama ser un hombre.

[not telling you @ghettiburner]

“Place your item in the bagging area”
Fucking shut up

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

The only 9-5 I’m interested in is 9 hours of sleep and 5 days off

[Steve 🇺🇸 @SteveLovesAmmo]

Zero debt.
7-8 hours of sleep per night.
Low body fat percentage.
Nutrition is perfect.
Mental health on track.
Zero alcohol and extremely hydrated.

This was my peak. I was 8 years old.

[💂🏻‍♀️👋🏻вєαя🍻🇬🇧™ @BigBearF1]

I’m in Hospital 🏥
Just been diagnosed with Peekaboo virus
They are transferring me to ICU

[Dan Saunders @MrUn0wns]

Got unmatched on tinder because I told a woman I play Pokemon go 😝