gregg

I don’t wanna work, I just wanna bang on my drum all day

[gregg @Gregggyboy]

@jackantonoff did it again with this bleachers album! Not a skip, Jacky boy!!!!! @bleachersmusic all summer long

[gregg @Gregggyboy]

Wawa hoagies hallelujah

[Softboy @softboywin]

white people be like i have to pick up my dog’s Invisalign

[gregg @Gregggyboy]

My wife changed the name of our ring camera to anus, so now I get alerts all day at work “there is motion at your anus” and I have to hold back laughing

[gregg @Gregggyboy]

@BobbySkinner_ He sucks, let’s get whatever we can for that guy, never had heart, thought he was the next big thing and was a disappointment every season

[gregg @Gregggyboy]

@burackbobby_ Pft talked about it during 2-30 minute segments Wednesday and Friday you imbecile. People just make shit up on this website

[gregg @Gregggyboy]

@Daniel_Rapaport Are you a moron?

[gregg @Gregggyboy]

Walking can be hard

[gregg @Gregggyboy]

White couples with golden doodles should be the first population that gets drafted into world war 3

[gregg @Gregggyboy]

Song of the summer easily

[John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd]

You're laughing? A cop testified under oath that he does not know if Afroman fucked his wife, and you're laughing?

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

The good guys won

@ogafroman is a American hero

[gregg @Gregggyboy]

AFROMAN IS GONNA DO YA, AFROMAN IS GONNA SCREW YA, should be the new national anthem can’t stop singing it, American hero

[gregg @Gregggyboy]

Of course your name is “Ashtyn”

[Ashtyn Butuso @lil_buts]

fyi if you are filling out march madness brackets at work and your coworker didn't organize a women's pool, it is your job to be annoying and ask them why that is

[gregg @Gregggyboy]

Babysitter secured @jackantonoff @bleachersmusic see you in Philly

[gregg @Gregggyboy]

John my jacob until she jingleheimers my schmidt

[gregg @Gregggyboy]

Imagine blaming Cotten eye joe for the reason you weren’t married a long time ago and not the fact that it’s most likely because you cried on the internet for 72 straight hours bc of a hockey team ?

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

bring back real addictions like cocaine wym you addicted to porn and doordash

[gregg @Gregggyboy]

@dailyjhugh Bro you are a loser that ran an account that posted photos of a hockey player everyday. You’re acting like you are retiring from some important essential job. Just delete your account nobody gives a shit man.