Greg “Greggo” Thomson

Not the former @FOXSportsNews @SkyNewsAust anchor | Charity MC/skull initiator | Shandy connoisseur | #parody

[Greg “Greggo” Thomson @Greggo_MC]

It’s a fucking conspiracy.

Who wants to skull?

#coronavirus

[Greg “Greggo” Thomson @Greggo_MC]

CSIRO has today released new findings which show that wearing a salmon striped tie on a clashing checkered shirt reduces the risk of #coronavirus by approximately 0.0783%.

Suit up people.

#greggowisdom

[Greg “Greggo” Thomson @Greggo_MC]

I caught the Coronavirus before it was in vogue, when I had 27 of them before MCing the Inala Charity Luncheon.

#hardenupyouspuds #thereareladieshere #coronavirus

[Greg “Greggo” Thomson @Greggo_MC]

Never fear... my understanding is that I’ll run down Phelps once the postals are counted. Big following in the Jewish community. #MazelTovGreggo

[Greg “Greggo” Thomson @Greggo_MC]

Punters, if you're looking for a good thing this weekend - look no further.

Personally I think you're being generous @sportsbetcomau. I had myself at $1.08.

#WentworthVotes

[Greg “Greggo” Thomson @Greggo_MC]

A shout out to all Australians. If you want a strong Independent candidate, lower taxes on froths and more freedom to say whatever the f*** you like...

Get on the phone now to friends and family in Wentworth and convince them to vote #1 Greggo on Saturday #WentworthVotes

[Greg “Greggo” Thomson @Greggo_MC]

If #Wentworth was decided on fashion appeal alone, I’d win by panels...

...but when you throw in my ability to punish a schooner, it’s easy to see why the latest @ReachTEL polling says it’ll be #Greggo4Wentworth by a f***ing landslide.

[Jake Hauritz @jakehauritz]

@Greggo_MC some new signage up today on Oxford St Greggo. Brings out your good side and makes the others look like real spuds.

[Greg “Greggo” Thomson @Greggo_MC]

@jakehauritz Phwoahhh... don’t worry about ‘A’ beer Jakey me boy, we’ll skull about 17 of them when the good people of the Trust Fund Belt elect yours truly to represent them on October 20.

[Greg “Greggo” Thomson @Greggo_MC]

Choosing between the @sydneyroosters and the @storm for the @NRL premiership ... like choosing between two blokes who you’d rather f*** your wife. 🤢🤢🤢😭😭😭

[Greg “Greggo” Thomson @Greggo_MC]

I notice that some earlier publications of the #Wentworth ballot order had a misprint. Never fear, I contacted the good people at the @AusElectoralCom and it's been fixed.

Remember to make your vote count this weekend.
#Vote1Greggo #Greggo4Wentworth #Wentworthvotes

[Greg “Greggo” Thomson @Greggo_MC]

Darcy Short is treating these @qldcricket bowlers with the same contempt that I treated the Four Seasons Hotel's RSA policy at the Inala fundraiser.

#QldvWA #JLTCup

[Greg “Greggo” Thomson @Greggo_MC]

Anyone need a professional MC to host their #NRLGF or #AFLGF BBQ? For a small appearance fee*, you'll be guaranteed:
✅ boorish pre-game preview/rant
✅ 1/4 & HT group skulls
✅ crowd management/abuse
✅ a myriad of profanities

*case of Crownies

[Greg “Greggo” Thomson @Greggo_MC]

If Charlie’s prediction is indeed correct, then I wouldn’t be surprised to see him apprehending a few of Rocky’s colleagues in the early hours of Monday morning.

[NSW Police Force @nswpolice]

Constable Charlie giving Rocky the Rooster some last minute tips on how to weather the Storm before this weekend's @NRL Grand Final. Charlie is backing the @sydneyroosters to win 🐓🐧

[Greg “Greggo” Thomson @Greggo_MC]

So..... I take it you don’t want to have a skull with Greggo....???

[Greg “Greggo” Thomson @Greggo_MC]

@PotterHaydon @BPomp23 @sambo1039 Actually... hold the f***ing phone, could you imagine a more iconic pre-game MC/artist line-up? Whose got f***ing Greenberg’s number?

[Greg “Greggo” Thomson @Greggo_MC]

@BTBuild @jimmyhooperFX You’re free to pack another cone, Brian. #farewellBilly

[Greg “Greggo” Thomson @Greggo_MC]

@jimmyhooperFX @TomoAnarchy @fcttb_podcast @Former_legend 😂😂😂 If that’s the case, then consider me Bruce McAvaney.

[Greg “Greggo” Thomson @Greggo_MC]

Beware: small hearts. Not suitable for children under the age of 3.

#NRLSouthsDragons

[Greg “Greggo” Thomson @Greggo_MC]

A couple of huge question marks looming over @SSFCRABBITOHS for mine should they come back & win tonight:

a) will Greg Inglis be charged and face suspension?
b) will Sam Burgess get to spend a night in his own bed?

#NRLSouthsDragons

[Greg “Greggo” Thomson @Greggo_MC]

@PhilGould15 @Twitter Ohhhh Phillip... are you at Stilettos with @BuzzRothfield?