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*lethargic lip smack*

[gorgg @GreggoryAdams]

Petition to bring back phrases like 'drunk as a skunk' and 'mad as a box of bees'

[gorgg @GreggoryAdams]

I wish kygo would remix the entire Phil Collins discography

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of cooking shows and then asked it to write a cooking show of its own. Here is the first page.

[gorgg @GreggoryAdams]

I respond with "I love you too" every time someone throws that "love ya" or any variation of "luv u" cause you gotta let em know the real stuff is okay too.

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

The NFL concussion protocol would of cleared JFK to reenter the parade

[Blake Anderson @UncleBlazer]

You youngsters wouldn’t know but Where’s Waldo use to have titties up in it.

[gorgg @GreggoryAdams]

Overheard at acura dealership: "I don't drive with my windows down because dust gets in."

Robot or human?

[gorgg @GreggoryAdams]

G O O D B O Y E 4 P R E Z

[gorgg @GreggoryAdams]

G O O D B O Y E 4 P R E Z

[E @healy]

I am a living breathing deadline

[gorgg @GreggoryAdams]

It's a beautiful night for a drive.

[Chase Sherman @ChaseShermanUFC]

@danawhite

[Blake Anderson @UncleBlazer]

@pussyless_ I'm still fire

[gorgg @GreggoryAdams]

Anyone trying to get day-wasted and angrily yell at passing cars?

[gorgg @GreggoryAdams]

@laureincee I think (in general) girls are perceived to have more common sense and emotional intelligence while guys are seen to be more book smart.

[gorgg @GreggoryAdams]

Haven't been properly regaled in ages

[gorgg @GreggoryAdams]

Tortilla master race?