Ray Gateway

I don’t try to be different, I am. So inevitably my style will survive when your now turns to then. Producer

[Ray Gateway @Gregohray]

Golden.
Rapping over Gun Charges by @Czarface_Eso

[Ray Gateway @Gregohray]

@Complex The funniest not funny thing could happen

[caesararum, BS, DOGS @caesararum]

A man walks past a mental hospital and hears the patients inside chanting "12! 12! 12! 12!" Curious, he finds a small hole in the fence to look inside. Suddenly, someone from the other side pokes him right in the eye with a stick, and the patients start chanting "13! 13! 13! 13!"

[the giant @chaser_bait]

“ok greg, come on, this isn’t a big deal, just asking your mean daughter to smoke a cig, your mean daughter who posts everything you do online. but there’s no reason she’d post this. kids like cigarettes”

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

It’s called a theremin because if you’re playing one I’ll be there in a min. Now, what I’ve done here with this one is write something that is technically a joke but joyless for both you reading it and me writing it.

[Ray Gateway @Gregohray]

@SaltyPlato @saturnine_grace A tear came from my eye when they came to help Cap. It’s still slop tho. Lovable slop

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

Every single thing about this is perfect, hang in the Louvre.

[juan @juanbuis]

i can’t believe someone solved recipe design decades ago and everyone just decided to ignore it

[MIKE SUNDAY @OPEN_SUNDAY]

not to nostalgia bait again but this was so damn peak
you literally cannot tell me otherwise

[Become A Saint @BeSaintly]

We judge others by their worst moments; ourselves by our best intentions.

—Dostoevsky

[Retro Tech Dreams @RetroTechDreams]

Nanosaur (1998) came preinstalled on the first iMac.

[Mike @ProgPro]

Do people know that music agencies send guys out to restaurants who basically act like a health inspector but it’s to make sure the business is playing music that they own the licenses to? And if they catch you playing copyrighted music they can sue you? That’s a real thing.

[Ricky Hollywood @victim_burn77]

Guatemalan incel voice:

Women expect every man to be five feet tall and make five figures a year these days it’s ridiculous

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

Its Tuesday……You’re walking in there with a Big dick and mad enthusiasm…. …Motherfuckers won’t know how to act!

[rune sword @runesword1]

what do you mean you all forgot your spears?? you’re my spearmen, the fucking battle is in 10 minutes

[Ross_co_Jones  @anonimo_jones]

Videos así que no podrán recrearse con la IA.

[👁️👃👁️ @jestermaxxing]

Imagine if instead of glory holes we had ‘story holes’. Holes you can put your ear to and hear a wonderful story.

[I Love Christmas. @Paynuspain]

The humble apple is perfectly designed to sit flat on a table. Easy to see why they’re beloved by teachers. Unlike the contemptible orange which is prone to rolling away.

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

[jolting awake after a pleasant 8 hours of sleep] I’ve been betrayed