Gregor Ehrlich

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I'm thinking about fifty bucks and half a case of Goldsteinschlager?

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@HowieChackowicz Of course you can! Right now I have it set to @JGold2000 saying "nyahhhh".

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@JGold2000 It takes a special kind of alkie to have their face on a wine bottle. It's pretty much you, the Gallos, and that Baby Duck.

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@HowieChackowicz I only ask because I heard about the - ahem - 'honey incident'.

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@HowieChackowicz Hey Howie do you need a new phone? I have one I've been calling Jon with that can record calls automatically.

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@HowieChackowicz Congrats on the scholarship Howie. I'm sure you're gonna do great.

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@JGold2000 Jon, you've been putting on the pounds lately. Maybe I...I mean the security guard should confiscate this pie.

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@HowieChackowicz See Howie, this is why you should have me install some cameras in your apt. We could get to the bottom of this.

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@JGold2000 Torment you? I'm just trying to help you get over your many neuroses, using technology.

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@JGold2000 Jon, it's kind of pathetic watching you listen to your own show.

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@HowieChackowicz There are no words. Will they be guiding other pugs through the city or people through pug-related sites?

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@JGold2000 What does the Magic Bullet do? It blends. And the traditional protein shake recipe does not contain 20 oz of Mezcal.

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@JGold2000 Jon. You need an iPad like I need a panda. You can barely operate the blender you use to mix your margaritas every morning.

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Jon, I'm gonna need you to come over and hold that antenna again.

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@HowieChackowicz Howard. Listen. I'm looking for Jon. Someone just called me saying he was wearing that corduroy blazer again.