Greg Kiser

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[Greg Kiser @GregoryKiser5]

You’re 31….. the fuck you mean you’re not ready for a relationship??????

[Greg Kiser @GregoryKiser5]

The things no one is saying:

“Oh hey this song is really good, i hope a white male country artist makes a cover of it!”

[IS THERE A BUDGET? @goldenpolaroid]

Here comes the hurricane BITCH

[Greg Kiser @GregoryKiser5]

everytime i take the @Target brand melatonin gummies, i have nightmares about being in a school sh00ting..

[Greg Kiser @GregoryKiser5]

Bro i literally hate Taylor Swift and all of her lame ass music

[Greg Kiser @GregoryKiser5]

I love driving by cars broken down on the side of road and yelling “hey can’t park there”

That will never not be funny idgaf

[Greg Kiser @GregoryKiser5]

This week has been hell (Monday at 9:29am)

[Greg Kiser @GregoryKiser5]

Heyy got new glasses today

[Greg Kiser @GregoryKiser5]

One thing about me: I’m gonna match your energy.

If you’re being a cunt, I can be that too.

[Razz⸆⸉ @tayzorswift]

trump getting elected, ariana not getting nominated for aoty at the grammys, benny blanco named sexiest man alive...I need this month to end QUICK...

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

If you voted for Trump, I don’t judge you for your choice of political party.

I judge you for your lack of morals, ethics, compassion and humanity.

I judge you for your support of racism, misogyny, homophobia, transphobia, treason and fascism.

So will others. So will history.

[La Coochie Versace @CoochieReloaded]

If your DL trade is voting for Trump you have the right to out them

[halli ⸆⸉ 𓆙❤️‍🔥 @inthevault_]

Greatest country in the world?? Why is every woman I know crying on the way to work today???

[seamus casey crew 2 @spelunky_]

trump supporters are always like “i hope you don’t hate me because of who i voted for” but based on who you voted for, i’m pretty sure you hate me

[rizal ❦ @Aaliyahzin]

This is not Kamala’s fault btw. She worked her ass off to a beautiful campaign with the ~100 days she had. She’s arguably the most qualified US presidential candidate ever, with prior experience in all 3 branches of government. Americans simply voted against their best interest.

[Dylan Ward Cunningham @theprincedylan]

All these women that voted for Trump stay the hell out of our gay bars.

[KAI @ended_everyone]

JUSTIN BIEBER

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

i'm trying to stop being mean but it's like yall have to stop being stupid first

[لا حولَ @Idgafwarvet]

Does anybody know why he did that to me . No worries if not

[Greg Kiser @GregoryKiser5]

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