Gregory Locke

[Gregory Locke @GregoryLocke]

#Tweets4Sweets

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"Your honor, I call Shakira's hips to the stand" *looks at the defense* "You guys are so fucked" http://t.co/KRQgSIZz4m

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What is this superb owl of which you speak? http://t.co/45RnwGaEVo

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Nice try, black horses not named ShaNeighNeigh. http://t.co/pNEyJTLF4c

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http://t.co/q1HoGtjw1Z Life is basically all the stuff you have to do to get from coffee time to whiskey time.

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http://t.co/AYMbr6uDoy Q's are just O's that got shanked.

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The Klondike Bar found out what I did for it, and now it's blackmailing me. http://t.co/nx2r8PMO4L

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http://t.co/ZQwzySioc2 My phone dies quicker than the black guy in a horror movie.

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http://t.co/o9O6ilWY0v Heard The Wall Street Journal just dropped Facebook stock results to the Comics Section

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http://t.co/nDxvVR453B I want to see an episode of Intervention where the person is addicted to Nutella.

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Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell. http://t.co/WoaFqCUVSX

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People joke about Bieber Fever. Don't. Sigourney Weaver Fever killed my father. http://t.co/YKrnMWLX

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http://t.co/H7Hjcw7C Burping up Taco Bell is like returning to the scene of the crime

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Raspberry Ketones and Fat Loss http://t.co/qRaXRXuf

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Diet and Raspberry Ketone http://t.co/0HdJgZvd

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What are Raspberry Ketone? http://t.co/xAUdKIkf

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Raspberry Ketones is the new way to naturally lose weight! http://t.co/HUfgyJwX

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Raspberry Ketones is the new way to naturally lose weight! http://t.co/sq73kAhH