The Greg Gatsby

I only have 160 chars. to write about myself with? Wait a second... what's a char?

[The Greg Gatsby @GregoryPatrick3]

Stranger on the street: Has anyone ever told you that you look like Ryan Reynolds?

Me: Oh no haha, tha-

Stranger: Good ‘cuz you don’t

[The Greg Gatsby @GregoryPatrick3]

Favorite pastime of mine is scrolling the "sponsored reviews" section on Amazon. There's tons of videos of people desperately trying to earn commission from normal things like hand soap

[The Greg Gatsby @GregoryPatrick3]

I hate straight Halloween what do you mean you're a ghost AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (I got scared)

[The Greg Gatsby @GregoryPatrick3]

This is the most excited I've been about life in years

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The first teaser for ‘DAREDEVIL: BORN AGAIN’ has been released.

Premiering March 4 on Disney+

[The Greg Gatsby @GregoryPatrick3]

@phoebe_woodnt I just learned about primacy bias and frankly it whips ass

[The Greg Gatsby @GregoryPatrick3]

Just learned about recency bias and I think it fucking sucks

[Rusty 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ImSmilingRn]

wait this product has a new look... i hope to god it has the same great taste

[caleb gamman @calebgamman]

im not scared of the dark because darkness is just chemicals

[Harrison Weinreb @harriweinreb]

Haircuts should be covered by healthcare

[The Greg Gatsby @GregoryPatrick3]

This one by a mile

[The Greg Gatsby @GregoryPatrick3]

I went on Facebook this morning for the first time in years and it legitimately felt like I time traveled

[The Greg Gatsby @GregoryPatrick3]

This was unironically most of my diet over covid and I made the *ding* sound in my head like it was healing me in Red Dead

[RaleighBill72 @RaleighBill72]

Sorry teach but I got bigger fish to fry

[The Greg Gatsby @GregoryPatrick3]

@femboyjunky The last thing you see on God's green Earth

[The Greg Gatsby @GregoryPatrick3]

Most of my followers weren’t here for my “Abandoned Mansion Era,” so to bring you up to speed: During covid I lived in an abandoned and decrepit Haunted House that was swarmed by bats every night. I lived there alone and depressed in a spooky place

[Cedar You @our_decay]

Most of my followers weren’t here for my “Jungle Era,” so to bring you up to speed: my father died last year and left me the home of my birth: a shack in the jungles of Mexico, no walls, lots of scorpions. I lived there for six months, alone and depressed in a beautiful place…

[Horned Sphere @Horned_Sphere]

It’s actually 2007

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

Suicide hotline: Never kill yourself dude I just want you to imagine really wet pasta and Family Guy on a Lenovo Thinkpad with the subtitles ON bro

Me: (Glowing with the warmth of human intimacy for the first time in months) Thank you for calling me Brother,

[The Greg Gatsby @GregoryPatrick3]

I'm losing my fweakin marbles

[The Greg Gatsby @GregoryPatrick3]

@sjl40279r32y I wanna keep up 🫡

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

I love agreeing to sit in the exit row knowing full well at the slightest sign of an emergency i will bite into my cyanide molar and kill myself immediately