Greg Dudley

Hydration, friendship, and a little razzle-dazzle.

[FOX Soccer @FOXSoccer]

THIS WAS WILD! The Best Goal of the Day goes to Linda Caicedo for putting on this show! 🙌 🔥

[Greg Dudley @Gregrydoodly]

@SBF_FTX Bear Sterns is not sympathetic.

[Boulder Office of Disaster Management @BoulderOEM]

#NCARFire evacuation areas include 19,000 people and 8,000 homes. The fire is currently at 123 acres and zero containment.

[Boulder Police Dept. @boulderpolice]

Pre-evacuation warning has gone out to the following areas: West of Hwy. 93, north of Eldorado Canyon State Park, east side of Walker Ranch Open Space and south of Greenbriar Boulevard. Be ready to evacuate and keep alert. #NCARFire https://t.co/JvlxRF231a

[Boulder Police Dept. @boulderpolice]

We are working on multiple notifications to the community right now but if you’re in either of these shaded areas please EVACUATE NOW. We will continue to share info as the #NCARfire evolves. Also working to find a secure media staging area. Will tweet when found

[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

What’s the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

Trump didn’t pay to have a lentil on him

[Greg Dudley @Gregrydoodly]

Sorry I know I only tweet once a year. This years allotment goes to @AskCapitalOne on behalf of makel. She’s using all the bad words right now

[Greg Dudley @Gregrydoodly]

@AskCapitalOne on hold for 9 hours. Complains on twitter. Twitter responds. Twitter says we should give them a call. Excellent.

[Greg Dudley @Gregrydoodly]

@ElMayaBlanco I forgive

[litquidity @litcapital]

If Tom Brady can come back so can Lehman Brothers and Bear Stearns

[Greg Dudley @Gregrydoodly]

@AskCapitalOne will you please answer the phone? My wife has a question for you. Same question she had SEVEN HOURS AGO

[litquidity @litcapital]

After several delays, late nights, and way too many compliance road bumps, proud to finally announce our second annual Litquidity 30 Under 30 cohort 🤝 https://t.co/UM0wSasAb3

[Greg Dudley @Gregrydoodly]

@ElMayaBlanco Joe. This is why we should’ve bought RSL with crypto!

[Greg Dudley @Gregrydoodly]

@DudleyRegis Didn’t realize we had treated you so roughly.

[Greg Dudley @Gregrydoodly]

@ItsMiri COFFEE IS THE GATEWAY DRUG

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

I don’t closely follow soccer but so far as I can tell from Twitter, the gist of Arsenal is that they’re one of the most successful and popular teams on the planet, but also cause immense, immeasurable amounts of pain to their fans every game

[Greg Dudley @Gregrydoodly]

@ElMayaBlanco I heard something about a talking snake and a very desireable apple in CHOP, but my source was questionable...

[Greg Dudley @Gregrydoodly]

Hard to imagine a more hauntingly ironic event than the shooting in CHOP last night. No level-headed protester / Democrat (myself included) should support CHOP at this point. It's become a shit show completely devoid of political purpose.
https://t.co/rB1PAkRDaX

[Greg Dudley @Gregrydoodly]

@nlcknotnick Hahahaha the ever-welcoming community of League..

[Greg Dudley @Gregrydoodly]

@nlcknotnick Dude. I'm a HUGE closet league fan haha. I'll add you.