Greg Zuckerberg (Mark Zuckerberg's cousin)

🌐 Cousin of Mark Z., 💡 Solar Flashlight Inventor (In Dev), 👍 Selfie Lover with Mark & Future Influencer, 🎉 Front Row Expert at Zuckerberg Meetups

[Greg Zuckerberg (Mark Zuckerberg's cousin) @Gregzuckerberg]

World’s biggest problems: hunger, war, and people putting their bags on the bus seat next to them. 🎒🚌🌍

[Greg Zuckerberg (Mark Zuckerberg's cousin) @Gregzuckerberg]

Watch Anora. Saying anything more would be a spoiler.

[Greg Zuckerberg (Mark Zuckerberg's cousin) @Gregzuckerberg]

If someone gets slapped at the Oscars again, I’m officially making it my new favorite sport.👋🏻

[Greg Zuckerberg (Mark Zuckerberg's cousin) @Gregzuckerberg]

Winning an Oscar is great, but losing and pretending to be happy on camera? That’s real acting.🙂‍↔️

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The Oscars are tonight! Time to pretend I’ve seen all the nominated movies.🎞️📽️🎥

[Greg Zuckerberg (Mark Zuckerberg's cousin) @Gregzuckerberg]

Every job description: ‘Looking for someone who can work under pressure.’ Bro, I’m already under pressure just existing.

[Greg Zuckerberg (Mark Zuckerberg's cousin) @Gregzuckerberg]

Waking up in the morning is the first mistake I make every day!🫠

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GM to everyone except my alarm clock. You had ONE job, and I still woke up late!⏰

[Greg Zuckerberg (Mark Zuckerberg's cousin) @Gregzuckerberg]

Some people keep their breakup messages and reread them months later. Pain is a hobby at this point.🤗

[Greg Zuckerberg (Mark Zuckerberg's cousin) @Gregzuckerberg]

Toxic relationships are like the stock market. You think it’s over, then suddenly, it pumps again.

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ADA holders after years of waiting: ‘Our time has finally come!

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Cardano was sleeping for years… now it’s awake and choosing violence! 📈

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ADA to the moon? Nah, ADA to the ADAsphere! 🚀 #Cardano #ada

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They say money can’t buy happiness. Then I made some money, and those were the happiest days of my life.💰😎

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@Leliko_D What a beautiful place

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@enby007 Let it snow, let it snow🎶

[Greg Zuckerberg (Mark Zuckerberg's cousin) @Gregzuckerberg]

They took me to Dagestan and forgot me. No, not to train for the UFC, they actually forgot me. Sh*t, how am I gonna get back?! :( help :(

[Greg Zuckerberg (Mark Zuckerberg's cousin) @Gregzuckerberg]

Trump cut aid to Zelensky… and as a first step, he started by taking back his clothes. 🎭

[Greg Zuckerberg (Mark Zuckerberg's cousin) @Gregzuckerberg]

The human body is 60% water. Mine is 90% anxiety.💀

[Greg Zuckerberg (Mark Zuckerberg's cousin) @Gregzuckerberg]

One day, I’ll wake up and see that nothing has gotten more expensive… And that’s when I’ll realize I never actually woke up. 😵‍💫💰