DC Executive Producer

The producer no one asked for. Running Animation Historia on spite & caffeine. Complaints to rotary. @deuxcolors

[DC Executive Producer @GremlinProducer]

I still say BAH-HUMBUG!!!
But @deuxcolors pays the bills so...

[DC Executive Producer @GremlinProducer]

So here I've got the greatest idea for the intro and commercial breaks for Animation Historia and old fuzz-face tells me he can't do it since he isn't an animator.
What good is he then?
Hey @deuxcolors!!! Why did we hire this guy again?

[DC Executive Producer @GremlinProducer]

@deuxcolors I'll tell you what the teaser needs!
Explosions! Action! Drama!

What we also need is for the bearded guy to get back to work on the studio instead of doing whatever he is currently doing.
Busy... My left foot.

[DC Executive Producer @GremlinProducer]

Jingle bells. Batman smells. Robin laid an egg...

So here I am stressing out about getting this Animation Historia project off the ground, and that bearded guy is "busy" driving a trolley in circles all night.
Hey @deuxcolors are you sure this is going to work out?

[DC Executive Producer @GremlinProducer]

@GRCinemaTicket If the kids would have gotten eaten 10/5!
They didn't, so 5/5.

[DC Executive Producer @GremlinProducer]

@kakarPathan_ Distant cousin?

[DC Executive Producer @GremlinProducer]

@Matt_Pinner A distant cousin...

[DC Executive Producer @GremlinProducer]

@deuxcolors You're damn right I have opinions.
And the first one is $2.5K and no explosions!
I'm not so sure this bearded guy is going to work.

[DC Executive Producer @GremlinProducer]

Muppets reboot? Finally some real chaos on TV. My show’s better though. More explosions. @deuxcolors

[Disney+ @DisneyPlus]

Raise the curtains on The Muppet Show with guest star Sabrina Carpenter! Why don’t we get things started for this special event February 4 on Disney+ and ABC.

[DC Executive Producer @GremlinProducer]

@DiscussingFilm My momma once told me I look like a Muppet.
Maybe I can be on the show!

[DC Executive Producer @GremlinProducer]

The bearded guy called ME begging for $2500 in “gear” to make the show. I asked for dynamite. He said no. $2.5K and he just sits there talking?! What is this budget?! @deuxcolors

[DC Executive Producer @GremlinProducer]

Someone made a Twitter for me. I didn’t ask for this. Now I have to complain publicly. Thanks, I guess. Animation Historia still happening. Blame @deuxcolors

[DC Executive Producer @GremlinProducer]

@deuxcolors You damn right I'm complaining!
Have you seen the guy you've saddled me with?

[DC Executive Producer @GremlinProducer]

They hired this bearded guy to narrate cartoon history. Looks like he hasn’t slept since 1908. Episode 1 drops soon… or I fire him. @deuxcolors