Coach Lasso

Johnny Manziel Enthusiast

[Maize n Brew @MaizenBrew]

MOOD

[Football Performances @NFLPerformances]

Jaxson Dart might’ve just helped kick off a new era for the Giants tonight

23/29, 230 PYDS, 56 RUYDS, 3 PTD, 0 INT vs. Dallas

Dart wins his first ever Week 1 start as the Giants open the John Harbaugh era 1-0.

[Michigan Football @UMichFootball]

Wow.

[Coach Dan Casey @CoachDanCasey]

Some ELITE camera work

[New York Giants @Giants]

No jersey swap needed

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Raiders RB Ashton Jeanty was helped off the practice field today after this:

[Josh Evanoff @JoshEvanoff]

We were robbed of 10 seasons.

[Coach Lasso @Gremlin_Lasso19]

Savion Hiter

[Josh Pate @JoshPateCFB]

CFB's breakout player this year will be ___

[1️⃣ @LeekNabers]

just met a cute girl at this wedding i’m at

like actually cute. objectively dangerous face card.

we’re talking. vibes are immaculate. she’s laughing at my jokes. i’m in my bag.

then sports get brought up, she says it

“i watch football”

my ears PERKED up

i played it cool. i said “oh nice, what’s your team”

she said “i’m a giants fan”

and that’s where a normal person would’ve said “cool, me too” and gotten her number

but i am not a normal person

my brain instantly went into terminal mode and i said “what do you think of the team?”

she looked confused

i kept going

“Darius Slayton as our WR2? Are you kidding me. Matt Nagy as our OC? Did you see what he did to Patrick Mahomes? Our franchise qb and franchise edge rusher hate each other. And we traded away our superstar DT”

she laughed nervously and said “what”

and i said “And don’t even get me started on Cam Skattebo basically trying to get himself injured”

she said “what”

and i said “so do you even follow the team”

she said “I literally have a Darius Slayton Jersey”

the vibe was GONE

just vanished. Just like Daniel Jones in primetime.

her friend pulled her away. she didn’t look back.

i was standing there alone at a wedding holding a drink i wasn’t even sipping, doing MENTAL MATH on how someone could claim to be a giants fan and think this Darius Slayton deserved that contract.

my cousin walked over and said “bro she looked into you what happened”

i said “she’s a casual”

he said “so?”

SO???

i then realized i would rather cut off my entire family than to share a bloodline with someone of the same species that couldn’t comprehend this

she had a pretty face but a DISGUSTING perspective on life that i just couldn’t get behind

could’ve had her number

she could’ve been the mother of my children

COULD’VE.

but now at least she knows i know ball

and honestly that’s worth more

[Coach Lasso @Gremlin_Lasso19]

Brother, let me introduce you to TE for the @Giants

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

LeBron James is open to all pitches if a team can contend for a championship, per @ShamsCharania

“If you want to slot him in, you can pitch him on a minimum deal, an exception deal, or a non-max deal.” 👀

[J.D. PicKell @jdpickell]

Tweet of the year

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Good luck Gambling Fox. Retweet for good luck

[garçon @boymolish]

This shot by Mitch Ritter😮‍💨

[Phill @MeekPhill_]

NBA FINALS CHAMPIONS

[Memes @PardonMyMeme]

Champion