It blows my mind how grown ass adults act like they have never had their blood pressure taken before like hold your damn arm out i can’t listen if you have your arms crossed😒🫠
Just got an email from corporate letting us know it’s stress awareness month. I’m already disgustingly aware now stressed i am but thank you for the reminder 😌
Y’all know how we tell people to have a Merry Christmas or Happy Easter. I’m going to start saying have a Mournful Good Friday! It’ll really set the mood and the reason for the season 😌
Straight humbled this morning after choking on my blueberry eggo waffle while driving to work. Had to pull over and everything 😩😰i wanna go back to bed.
I need to be an interior designer or a personal assistant to some rich person cause damn i love spending lots of money that doesn’t belong to me 😩 i don’t even want it i just wanna buy it