Ihave2Gremlins

what do you mean, “Don’t be sarcastic”??? me?? NEVER! mostly I don’t like people, but they seem to like me.

[Ihave2Gremlins @Gremlinsmama13]

#MyPrivateIslandHas if I told you, it wouldn’t be private

[Ihave2Gremlins @Gremlinsmama13]

I like it when my weather app keeps it real

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Look at their reactions 😂 https://t.co/GAM37U6Kq9

[EmmaleaT🍒 @EmmaleaT]

#ThoughtsWhileHigh
If farts had a shape, that shape
would be Sarah Huckabee Sanders

[Shell with an Mmmmmmm @Shellski5]

*types clever one-liner

*takes pride in self

*waits for validation

*repeats

~ Clever people on Twitter

[Helleanor Rigby @Mom_Overboard]

A cool thing about being an adult is...

Nothing. Not one fucking thing.

Ok fine, there's booze.

[Ihave2Gremlins @Gremlinsmama13]

#IHopeYouFindA hot cup of shut the hell up because I ain’t tryina hear your Bullshit right now

[Ihave2Gremlins @Gremlinsmama13]

#TheThingIDontGet Why all these dumb people are rich celebrities and I’m just sitting here like

[Ihave2Gremlins @Gremlinsmama13]

@Jalapeno_Biznis Bwahahahaha

[Eva Ready @Eva_Tramell_]

@Jalapeno_Biznis @Shellski5 @2j5 @iFletchF1 @KayEmily2 @natiseki9 @sgtcurrypants @nessa_jellybean @Mel__Lynn__ @Gremlinsmama13 @Benie_ben @Imagidamnation @JohhnnyHash @DreadfullyJenny @NotThatJonesy @houstonguy84 @allhailcollins1 @misstamerica30 So how I feel about your beautiful self! 😍😍😍❤️💯 Much love and many #FF thanks!!! 💋💋💋

[Ihave2Gremlins @Gremlinsmama13]

@Jalapeno_Biznis

[Ihave2Gremlins @Gremlinsmama13]

That Loud Mouth Bitch #WhatImKnownForIn4Words

[Wildwood Flower Ghosty @WildFlowerGhost]

#IPityTheFoolWho tries to get to my legs after 3 months of winter.