Andy

Mad Palace Fan, Living the Dream, Likes a game of golf, Awaydays, Thinking for a Change. KODI Dabbler...

[Andy @Grendel1905]

Rooney is actually taking some sense here

[Pie Sports Booze 🔞 PARODY @piesportsbooze]

If Jordan Pickford was a dog…

[QueenMother👸🏻 @QueenMother1976]

“I work the front desk at a small doctor’s office, and I wish people could see what happens on the other side of the phone.
Every day, older patients call us confused.

They are told to use the patient portal, upload documents, check lab results online, fill out forms before the visit, and confirm everything through a link.
Some of them do not know what a portal is.

Some do not have a smartphone.
Some have one, but they are afraid to click the wrong thing.
Last week, a man in his late 80s called about his test results.

He said, “Ma’am, I don’t mean to bother you, but the computer says I have a message and I don’t know how to open it.”
He sounded ashamed.
That broke my heart.

He should not have to feel ashamed for needing a human being.
Technology can be helpful. I understand that.

But when people who built this country are made to feel helpless because everything became a login and a password, we have gone too far.
Not everything needs to be an app.
Not every answer should be hidden behind a screen.

Sometimes people need a voice.
A patient person.
A real human who says, “Don’t worry, I can help you.”
Progress should not leave seniors behind.

Because one day, the world will move faster than us too.
And I hope someone is kind enough to slow down.

~Unknown

[Tom Bean @TomBeanGolf]

General rule for accounting for how wind will effect your golf ball;

For every 1mph of wind into, add 1% of the yardage on

For every 1mph of wind down, take 0.5% of the yardage off

For example;
10mph wind on a 100 yard shot - Down wind playing 95y, into wind playing 110y

[Andy @Grendel1905]

@ATRightMovies Burnt to a crisp or bloody as hell ?

[Phil @pnm1979]

🔴🔵 GIVEAWAY🔴🔵

If Palace beat Brighton I’ll give away a £50 voucher for my online shop to spend on anything you like.

https://t.co/6xNAVHzY15

To be in with a chance of winning just share this post and if we get the 3 points I’ll choose a winner at random.

[𝐑𝐲𝐲🃏(fan) @AFC_Ryyy]

Possible handball from Salah, VAR are taking a look

[Jason 🦅 @WhyteleafeEagle]

🚨Free Giveaway🚨
I’m going to give away 2 Crystal Palace drinks coasters if #cpfc beat Liverpool today
All you have to do is like and re post this post.
*must live in the uk
Good luck ❤️💙

[Phil @pnm1979]

🔴🔵 GIVEAWAY 🔴🔵

If Palace beat Liverpool today I’ll give away one of these FA Cup Winners prints in A3 (unframed).

Just share this post and if we get 3 points I’ll
choose a winner at random.

https://t.co/6xNAVHzY15

[adrian coll @adriancoll1]

So law changes for this season include if keeper holds on to ball for more than 8 secs it’s a corner and if you slap the ball with arm fully stretched it’s also a corner @GunnerLoulou @janieg33 @Lea_EFC @halobabeee @joeyboo007 @glenoglaza1 @Arsenal

[I am Ken @Ikennect]

Colonoscopy truth😬
If you've had one-you know it.
If you haven't had one-just wait😜

[Premier League @premierleague]

Every Jean-Philippe Mateta goal last season. 🥋

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

4 weeks ago today. ❤️

[Kopping It: LFC’s #1 Podcast @C304TAG]

First we bottled the FA Cup.

Then we bottled UCL.

Then we bottled Europa and are stuck in the worthless Conference.

Now we look tin pot, and should let a proper club like Palace have their rightful place.

Shame on us #nffc

[Team Called Palace @TCPalacePod]

“Our ceiling is your floor…” 🤌

Take a bow, Oliver Glasner and Joel Ward. 👏

#EmiratesFACup #CPFC

[Tom Dutton @TomDutty]

OK the content has peaked. 😭 https://t.co/jbVBW9r42X

[Jason 🦅 @WhyteleafeEagle]

🚨Free Giveaway🚨
I’m going to give away this Palace Bucket hat if #cpfc beat Everton today.
All you have to do is like and re post this post.
*must live in the uk
Good luck ❤️💙

[Crystal Palace F.C. @CPFC]

You don't have to see Jean-Philippe Mateta, you can just hear him...

#CPFC

[Phil @pnm1979]

🔴🔵 GIVEAWAY 🔴🔵

If Palace win today I’ll give away 2 packets (6 in total) of these JPM stickers.

To be entered just share this post and I’ll choose someone at random.

https://t.co/UecJNj5IjP

[Lee Hurst @LeeHurstComic]

BREAKING NEWS

Keir Starmer’s speech in full.