Jonathan Sorensen

Random thoughts thunk dirt cheap!

[Jonathan Sorensen @Grendelfury99]

@phaseknight_ I thought I was the master of skipping directions but that is S tier. If I did that I would be bragging about it to everyone I met. I just got Skyrim on my Switch 2. I want to try this now.

[Jonathan Sorensen @Grendelfury99]

@phaseknight_ I’m pretty sure Resident Evil 5 spoiled Resident Evil 5.

[Jonathan Sorensen @Grendelfury99]

@aallleeexxxxxx1 Just let him pull the coin from behind your ear already

[Jonathan Sorensen @Grendelfury99]

@phaseknight_ You are actually one of the main reasons I got interested in cosplay. I saw your Borderlands siren and it blew my mind.

[Jonathan Sorensen @Grendelfury99]

@RetroMoviesDB One of a few movie’s I’ve owned on nearly every format. So much fun

[Jonathan Sorensen @Grendelfury99]

@JesseCox If you think about it Kratos goes around killing all the old religions. Maybe the twist at the end is he was Jesus all along.

[Jonathan Sorensen @Grendelfury99]

@HaeSicks I’m 90% sure I use to do that when I was a kid. But I also used to house these back then too.

[Jonathan Sorensen @Grendelfury99]

@GoodBadFlicks My guess is an understated character study about a shark whose family is falling apart.

[Jonathan Sorensen @Grendelfury99]

@TheHorrorGuru My takeaway from that movie was that there should be a reality show where those two just hang out… and possibly fight crime.

[Jonathan Sorensen @Grendelfury99]

@BrandonTenold It’s Roger Daltry. The kids love Roger Daltry.

[Jonathan Sorensen @Grendelfury99]

@AKBrews He kind of looks like a platypus in the witness protection program

[Jonathan Sorensen @Grendelfury99]

@russty_russ The greatest secret agent to come out of the United Kingdom.

[Jonathan Sorensen @Grendelfury99]

@RealGDT @AlanTudyk When that happens you two have to do a gritty reboot of The Parent Trap.

[Jonathan Sorensen @Grendelfury99]

@sharkmoviedoc @JeffWhitmire1 It’s too bad Adam West is gone. He could have voiced the shark and they could call it Old Chum.

[Jonathan Sorensen @Grendelfury99]

@Sophia_Nyx I’m saying Mummy, but I’m going a step further. I would make an argument for The Mummy over Indiana Jones.

[Jonathan Sorensen @Grendelfury99]

@AKBrews Are they telling me these aren’t my Daddy’s Pancake Tacos!?

[Jonathan Sorensen @Grendelfury99]

@TheOnion There are times you make me feel so seen it freaks me out.

[Jonathan Sorensen @Grendelfury99]

@AdamSessler The song in Flashdance was originally about that movie. They changed the lyrics about murdering to dancing

[Jonathan Sorensen @Grendelfury99]

@TheHorrorGuru I couldn’t find a gif and I don’t know how to make one. But I couldn’t let this masterpiece be forgotten.

[Jonathan Sorensen @Grendelfury99]

@bader_diedrich Some days I wonder what that movie would have been like if he had just talked to the plastics guy all night.