garrett

don’t interrupt me for the next 5 hours, we’re entering the cave of zoron, and this time we’re going for the high score

[Cybershell @Cybershell]

it’s funny how growing up I was constantly inundated with with “french are cowards! lol! white flag! surrender monkeys!” memes when in reality the average american is a servile bootlicking little bitch compared to the french who will riot at the drop of a hat

[Shayna @shaynagoldman_]

Never want to tell fans how to feel + I don’t think Larkin has handled this situation great by any means… but I give him an ounce of credit for 1) talking to media, 2) taking the boos opening night, and most importantly, 3) actually playing tonight!!

[Tyler Kepner @TylerKepner]

Justin Verlander and Max Scherzer, the old grandmasters, care deeply about the future of pitching. They have plenty of thoughts -- and a set of five rules -- to bring back the starter as we once knew him.

https://t.co/lczy1OvV6o

[dj Gabu everscape millsage da silva 💫 @juridicomaisie]

por isso q eu n me arrependo de dizer que eu ja fui fã dela pq ela real era mt boa pena que virou uma adulta careta e cafona

[Brian Tashman @briantashman]

Horrific statements from Hasan Piker today in the New York Times comparing Israeli actions to Nazi Germany, Adolf Hitler, and the Holocaust that’ll surely be covered by CNN and condemned by every Democratic leader

Oh wait they’re from Israeli generals and officials

[Daniel Cruse @youngpoultry]

“Just don’t go.”

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

All the stories about Dolly Parton show she was charitable, humble, and inclusive, as well as had a great sense of humor and quick wit about her. Basically the best characteristics you can develop in yourself.

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

A message from the family of Dolly Parton.

[Mark Ruffalo @MarkRuffalo]

The accusation that I am antisemitic is appalling and fundamentally dishonest. Criticizing the actions of the Israeli prime minister, a military technology contract, or the executives who supply it is not the same as criticizing Jewish people. This critical and necessary dialogue is then dishonestly framed as being anti-Israel. To be clear, my views come from my own political convictions and should never be interpreted as hostility toward Jewish people, for whom I have deep love and respect.  Everything I know about acting, activism, and humanism has been profoundly shaped by the Jewish friends, colleagues, and loved ones who have been integral and family throughout every point of my life.

This merger has real consequences for real people, and for the entire country. Scrutinizing the Ellisons, including Oracle’s business built on data, surveillance technology and government contracts, and the serious threat to editorial freedom and the loss of a livelihood for thousands of families, is fair and necessary. The $111 billion deal would hand one family control over CNN, HBO and Warner Bros., backed in part by foreign money whose influence on editorial decisions has never been fully explained to the public. 

Lawmakers on both sides of the aisle have called for serious national security review, and regulators still haven’t given the public a real answer. Until they do, the merger shouldn’t move forward. Now is the time to dive boldly into all these issues, not step back or concede.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

every news headline now is like Blueberries Will Kill You. Measles Is Back. Gas Costs Six Dollars. Gwyneth Paltrow Is Selling AI Drone Technology. You Are Being Watched. Three Billion More To Israel. like idk did we do it did we make america great again

[GJake @GernaderJake]

One of my favorite things about being outside is you can just fart and it’s all good

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

if you live in michigan and are wondering who to vote for, i think this should give you clarity

[Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan]

This is the funniest thing I've seen on twitter this week. It's a shame Jason Mantzoukas isn't on the site.

[Gothalion @Gothalion]

Instead of saying “what’s on Amazon prime”, I’m adopting calling it “Watching The Zon” and my wife really doesn’t like that so I’m gonna keep doing it

[Nardwuar @nardwuar]

Who are you Compilation (Updated!) ! Doot doo ! #whoareyou #nardwuar #nardwuaredits #dootdoo

[The Mexinadian @The_Mexinadian]

How'd the @WingedWheelPod Draft stream go you may ask?

[garrett @Grepskii]

@jimmy_19821793 @m_bultman