Grey Canadian

Just a Canuck. Video games and movies are swell. Jokes are funny. The world is garbage, except my wife. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk
PN: Gay/Mer

[Grey Canadian @GreyCanadian7]

As of this weekend, I am now married to my best friend, and love of my life. We had a lovely ceremony with our families joining. Excited to live this new chapter with my wife

[Grey Canadian @GreyCanadian7]

She's no longer my girlfriend. She said yes to my proposal

[turbomander @turbomander]

friend: did you read that article I sent you about the negative effects of too much phone screen time? apparently the surgeon general gave like, a warning about blue light and ….
me *no longer listening*: hmm…sturgeon general…

[Grey Canadian @GreyCanadian7]

@onlineinsane Me with the penar if I am to be quite truthful

[Grey Canadian @GreyCanadian7]

@TheCartoonLoon I actually had to show my British manager and have him explain to me.

I will stand by that free or not... Ain't for me

[Grey Canadian @GreyCanadian7]

@AtnsXBT They had a similar lottery in swsh. I filled my boxes with a bunch of GTS pokemon to maximize odds. I was then able to date spam and farm. I think I managed 7 total

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

look at him in his little stroller 😭

[🌱 stick 🌱 @briggityboppity]

around a week ago, in our apartment, I heard someone say "you should get a pizza" and I thought it was my husband doing a voice so I said outloud great idea yeah lets get pizza and confused him because it was my auditory hallucinations

the voices are telling me to eat pizza

[Frog @RealLifeFrog]

This guy just showed up at the pond and I’m sorry but what the fuck are you?

[Grey Canadian @GreyCanadian7]

@kirawontmiss It's not their fault, they couldn't remember the first rule of dementia fight club

[Jon 🔬 @JonnyMicro]

Actually crazy how every single major IP has been destroyed by the people put in charge of stewarding them, and all mainly for the same reason of giving the finger to fans and using them as vehicles for social messaging

[Arham @mgmtarham]

7 year old me at a mcdonald’s

[Grey Canadian @GreyCanadian7]

@lowkeydex This is an important quest item. Make sure you have it for the boss

[Lord_Humungus @LordHumung2154]

@kirawontmiss

[Maw @TheEbonyMaw]

Customer from a different department sends me a form requesting new equipment.

The form is vague, so I email her requesting clarification.

She sends me an encrypted email.

I tell her I’m sorry, but my org box can’t open encrypted emails. Could you please send it unencrypted?

Days go by. No response.

I send her a second email.

She once again replies with an encrypted email.

This isn’t working. I find her on Teams & message her.

She replies, “yes this is a new work request.”

I say, “Yes, but what do you mean? Are you looking to get the new equipment by [X], or by [Y], or by another option?

She replies, “Yes sir.”

“Yes to which one?” I ask.

“Our department needs the new equipment.”

….

“Okay,” I say, “but I need to know HOW you want to go about it. Do you want
1. [X] method
2. [Y] method
or
3. Another option I haven’t mentioned?”

Her: [Goes offline]

[Grey Canadian @GreyCanadian7]

@TheEbonyMaw This has been my battle with management for 6+ months

[Grey Canadian @GreyCanadian7]

@MrEricLuddland @Awk20000 @DenimsTV Mr Eric must be bisexual the way he glazes both male and female hasan

[🇺🇸THE MAN WITH THE EYES OF STEEL @the_used729]

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