The Grey Man

1/3 sarcasm. 1/3 satire. 1/3 heartfelt attempt to engage and understand the world. 100% me. Good to be here!!

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@VancityReynolds @AppleTV No. Please stop. I’ve seen his “steely eyes” from “Hamlet” to “Thor.” He’s good, but not “that” good.

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@Rose_Marie_Holt Are you a bot? I just saw on Reddit a car version. *spoilers. Cats are worse.

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@atrupar So now what?

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@EricIdle Ok. I hope you realize that someone with live and affection for you and this movie put time and effort into this. Or maybe it’s ai. I now don’t know anymore, but I want to believe.

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@JohnCleese That’s not what I would call a “good laugh.” Give me an “Argument Sketch,” or “Spam, spam, spam, eggs, bacon and spam” for a “good laugh.” This makes me sick and tired, and I know that I’m sick and tired of being sick and tired.

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@Britannica

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@iamAtheistGirl @JustineBateman Wait. Are you calling Justine Bateman’s stance ridiculous, Mike Johnson (white, religious supremacist, overlord representative), or both?

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@Britannica Quit it! Now! No more puns. Otherwise it could keep going… and going… and going… and going…

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@TheTweetOfGod Yo, God dude. Go easy on the smiting. I only have so much bandwidth.

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@StephenKing It’s not them. It’s you. You’re too interesting and too creative. Your mind moves from adolescent, sexual trauma to adults who have not been able to exorcise their own demons. Your worlds manifest those demons and requires the reader to be vulnerable enough to become better.

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@JoyceCarolOates Weirdly unsettling is that someone is comparing a smoke-filled sky with an old man’s urine. How much old men’s urine has she seen to initiate that driving memory? Coming out? In the bowl? How many men has she watched or held? Isn’t urine yellow-tinged? What about B vitamins?

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@MerriamWebster Dallas all says hello.

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@TheTweetOfGod If anyone is more tech savvy and old as me, please post a gif of Dave Chappelle as his crackhead character asking if anyone has anymore of that testosterone. Also, does that include officers and other staff?

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@TheTweetOfGod Ah, but can you choose not to do something that you want to do that everyone’s asking for?

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@MerriamWebster So what was the context? “Please stop your use of wordle. I have no idea what you’re trying to say.” “Don’t call me a wordle or I’ll have you drawn and quartered.” “Methinks that thou wordle too much.”

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@iamAtheistGirl There’s nothing worse than listening to your sister and her husband lambast “socialism” while they are in constant benefits from the military that they use or pass to their children.

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@rickygervais You made fun of a bad production of “Cats” without buttholes. How is “Alley Cats” supposed to be different?

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@TheTweetOfGod I know all there is to know about the crying game…

Shit wrong song.

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@kylegriffin1 Should I start the popcorn, or too soon for the show to start?

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@ThatEricAlper A screaming little robin fledgling. When it’s hungry, it really lets everyone know.