Freja Adams 🇸🇪🇺🇦🇬🇱

Travel. Art. Cats. History. Stuff.

[🍀Louie Kerr 🇮🇪💚 @LouieKerr8]

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[Freja Adams 🇸🇪🇺🇦🇬🇱 @GreyEyeAssassin]

@DrJaninaRamirez With ya sista.

[Freja Adams 🇸🇪🇺🇦🇬🇱 @GreyEyeAssassin]

@Number10cat I didn’t think that man could’ve gone up in my estimation again, but there you go.

[Freja Adams 🇸🇪🇺🇦🇬🇱 @GreyEyeAssassin]

@fw_naetoblaq Fell asleep in seconds the other night. I’m full of cold….

[Juan @XaLaRa_Se_Lew]

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[Freja Adams 🇸🇪🇺🇦🇬🇱 @GreyEyeAssassin]

@WeirdMedieval I saw them there once. Far more interesting than the wall of doom!! Fabulous!

[Holly Brockwell @holly]

I would REALLY like to see the cat road collisions petition actually get somewhere this time. Two weeks left to get it over the 100k line so ministers can't just shrug and go "nah that's just for dogs" as they have previously.

Please sign and share:
https://t.co/rpjp8L1L5M

[marqix ☆ @fwmarqix]

Coworker: You missed it yesterday.

Me: What.

Coworker: The office cat got promoted.

Me: …I’m sorry?

Coworker: Mr. Nakajima retired.

Me: Okay?

Coworker: So they gave his desk to the cat.

Me: YOU CAN’T JUST SAY THAT CASUALLY.

Coworker: Relax, Cat already has management experience.

Me: HOW.

Coworker: He bites interns.

Me: That’s not management.

Coworker: In finance it is.

I walk into office, there is genuinely a cat sitting at desk.

tiny tie around neck, sleeping beside printer.

Employee walking past bows slightly to cat.

Me: WHY DID HE BOW.

Coworker: Professional courtesy.

then printer jams, everyone panicking immediately.

Manager: Where’s Miso-san?

THEY CALL HIM SAN.

cat slowly wakes up, walks toward printer, smacks it once, printer starts working perfectly.

entire office applauds.

Coworker whispering: He saved quarterly reports last month too.

Me: I work in a Studio Ghibli HR department.

[Robert Allotment cat,now helped by Janet & Amanda @AllotmentCat]

(Amanda)
I want to ask you a favour today - if you live in the UK would you please sign this?

It's called a 'petition' and even though I don't understand what it is, I know it's important.

Maybe you could tell other humans about it and ask them to sign it too.

I'll tell you more about the special August thing tomorrow.

Here's the petition -
https://t.co/ZaArb285gN

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

"There's no way you can write a ten page paper without chatGPT"
WE COULD LITERALLY DO EVERYTHING THAT EVER HAPPENED IN HUMAN HISTORY WITHOUT CHATGPT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

“I mean, I get it. I don’t want to be alone in the woods with a man either.”

[The pets only 🐾 @Thepetsonly]

When you teach your cat things cats shouldn't know...

[No Cats No Life @NoCatsNoLife_m]

The last footage from the security camera before it got destroyed.

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

It’s extremely rare to catch wild buses drinking water. 😂😂

[Freja Adams 🇸🇪🇺🇦🇬🇱 @GreyEyeAssassin]

@WalterBestBoy He was such a lovely boy

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

In history class, I never understood how “advanced” civilizations could collapse. It just didn’t seem plausible.

Anyway, I’ve seen enough. I get it now.

[Judianna @Judianna]

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[Freja Adams 🇸🇪🇺🇦🇬🇱 @GreyEyeAssassin]

@BexBookaholic 8 years ago the same happened to me. I know look back and realise what a favour she did me. Not really a friend. A user. Better off without. Xx

[Freja Adams 🇸🇪🇺🇦🇬🇱 @GreyEyeAssassin]

@scriptwren Good point. It may be also why I think so many humans are awful!!!