Deep State Gandalf

History, books, and arguing with the present.

[Deep State Gandalf @GreyFederalist]

@dom619wanghaf *me in a wig, my make up done, and my breasts pushed together so my friend doesn’t fall off the wagon* “hiiiiiiii dom :)”

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@ArtDuggy Yucky

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Evangelical converts to BasedPilled Catholicism when they learn that they have to listen to the Pope on the death penalty

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My sources tell me that my penis is actually the global average and, in fact, not small and that I’m extremely smart and fuckable

[Deep State Gandalf @GreyFederalist]

Man your sources hate you and think you’re dumb as fuck

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

My sources are telling me Talarico is in a mental health facility. His campaign has stopped actively planning events in the vital homestretch of the campaign.

If this is true, this is actually a time to pray for Talarico. We should, of course, savagely mock his smug, awful campaign advisors, by all means...and while yes, of course, this would be disqualifying for Talarico's aspirations to be a Texas Senator, we must hold empathy for anyone undergoing crisis. Campaigns are brutal, and not everybody is cut out for it. You need very thick skin. As much as I don't want Talarico anywhere near government, I also don't want wish him harm, and no political office is worth having a breakdown. His awful advisors are at fault for this. They pushed him to be something he isn't, and it didn't work.

I'm praying that this isn't true, and he's OK. You want to win these fights on the battlefield of ideas, not the minefield of poor health.

[Deep State Gandalf @GreyFederalist]

@Sausalita It’s Jacksonian Democrat rabble-rousing behavior

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The livestreamed execution announcement has been an insane litmus test for what type of white person you are.

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@BlueGreenblue3 I know that house smell crazy

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@Sausalita Good

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White people love commenting “natural selection” under videos of their fellow man being killed by a tiger at the zoo

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People really do expect too much from Mamdani. They really thought he’d have Netanyahu in handcuffs and ICE agents swinging from the streetlights

[Deep State Gandalf @GreyFederalist]

Responding to women’s thirst traps on ig with “damn ugly bitches hit different!!!”

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@mikitaposts I can’t even imagine still being a 17 year old libertarian and then an Obama lover the next semester

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I went to high school with a guy who looked EXACTLY like this. I hope you’re doing well, Steven.

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@seungminkim Trumpian-Third Worldism

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@ShoggothGoth Is not bad!

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@gameofyouu Honestly there are some foundational texts that I haven’t read but I just read a philososohy encyclopedia to get a summary and then read the stuff I’m really excited about.

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I cheated by lumping two series into two different slots but I couldn’t choose just one

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@gameofyouu Lmao 😭 it’s what got me into philosophy when I was younger. He attempts to reconcile platonism and Christianity and the explanations in the footnotes just got me reading more philosophy. And there’s also a funny passage about him getting upset with himself for jerking off lol

[Deep State Gandalf @GreyFederalist]

Yelling out “damn, this meta as hell!” during Digger so everyone in the theater knows I get it