Eli

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[Eli @GreyNovember]

Fuck.

[Eli @GreyNovember]

A: I’m sorry your hair dryer broke, that sucks
E: Aye and it’s supposed to blow
A: Put that on the internet immediately

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Wearing a corset on a night out is such a power trip. I look hot AND other people will pick up anything I drop and tie my shoes for me? Sign me UP.

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@jonah_ven I use auncle (awn-coll), but idk if that’s cringe or not. ~you decide~

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/18JWM0TAjv

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Magine you just really hated sliced bread and you’d experience a mild inconvenience and say “this is the worst thing since sliced bread”

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@asfierceaslions Good lord.

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@asfierceaslions Great, here’s a hydroxyzine and a sponge.

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New year, same queer

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My hot chocolate last night was almost too pretty to drink. Almost.
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#hotchocolate #whatdoveganseat #dandiesmarshmallows #rediwhipalmond #rediwhip #christmasdecor #cozyvibes https://t.co/qAr47dWqLm

[Eli @GreyNovember]

I guess when you start to break through, you also start to break down???? Quickly now, Beatrice, get my cross-stitching kit!

[Eli @GreyNovember]

My anxiety has my heart racing and it’s 3am and I can’t sleep BUT at least I’m FUNNY

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The real gay agenda was the apparel we donned all along.

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@asfierceaslions RUDE and H0m0ph0bic, tbh

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@insomniacookies No thank you for this canned response. You’re not sending enough product but continuing to advertise, promote, and sell it. This is easily fixable in so many ways and telling me to wait isn’t one of ‘em.

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Yo, @insomniacookies, love y’all, but this is the 2nd year I couldn’t get world vegan month flavors in Rochester. I ordered for my birthday a week in advance & they JUST called to tell me they ran out “a long time ago.” Please send us more; there are so many vegans here.

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@asfierceaslions A friend recently showed up 45 minutes late for an escape room that he invited us to and I just… I feel this tweet in my soul.

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My Spouse Went To Firefly And All They Got Me Was This Lousy COVID.

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Srsly— powering through COVID to workout and you’ve managed to piss me off so much that my fitness watch is like “yo, take a break,” and now my cat is trying to soothe me by sitting on my butt and purring and my dog is crying at me. Neither are working, but A for effort, bbys.

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Honestly, where do wealthy white able cishet men get the AUDACITY?