Grey Ankenman

I am not a clever man.

[Grey Ankenman @Greybutnot]

What I ask myself everyday https://t.co/L7gF0EgOEG

[village idiot 🐸 @conye52597]

@theLadyGreyson why are you like this

[WII SHOP WEDNESDAY @WiiWednesday]

RIP RARBG

[Grey Ankenman @Greybutnot]

@josh_sclafani No joke, Ford watched hercules like 20 times last week

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@Stuf_ano I read this on Friday and was confused

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@Stuf_ano My kinda sports article

[Grey Ankenman @Greybutnot]

I just wanna play some dnd guys https://t.co/ipdSm8h8zp #DDBStyle

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[Grey Ankenman @Greybutnot]

10/10 tho would still recommend being a parent because Ford grabbed his milk yesterday and yelled “DAH” because he got it and I did not hate that

[Grey Ankenman @Greybutnot]

So much of being a parent and an adult is just doing the same menial tasks every single day to give your life some semblance of order and I HATE IT

[Grey Ankenman @Greybutnot]

Almost every chick-fil-a employee is incredibly happy to serve you and it is very off putting

[Grey Ankenman @Greybutnot]

Are pickles raw?

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@Stuf_ano I’m leaving it as his but I meant Gus @Gusbuckets

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@Stuf_ano Thank god for his

[Grey Ankenman @Greybutnot]

First time I held my niece I thought “I can’t drop this baby it’s not mine that’d be terrible”. When I held my son I thought “If anything happens to this child I’ll kill who ever hurts them.” And simultaneously thought “I can drop this kid if I want to, it’s mine.” #parenting

[Grey Ankenman @Greybutnot]

Somebody please tell me the difference between what women and baby’s can wear?

[Grey Ankenman @Greybutnot]

“What’s your name”
“Grey”
“Greg?”
“No, like the color”
“Oooooh... with an A or an E”
...
“Doesn’t matter”
Don’t even get me started on my last name
(It’s ankleman)

[Deirdre @deirdresera]

“What’s your name”
“Deirdre”
“...what?”
“deer-like the animal-druh. Deer-druh, it’s Irish”

The most succinct way to get past my whole name thing in loud places with the added benefit of people either getting it or just giving up after.

[Grey Ankenman @Greybutnot]

@Stuf_ano Little Giraffe Mamas

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@Stuf_ano Literally green men