TheGriddlePodcast

Harley & Merle: two best friends from the holler bringin’ sketch comedy & improv hilarity. New eps every week. - Dumb as a bag of hammers but twice as lovable!

[Nicolas Hulscher, MPH @NicHulscher]

10,000% RISE IN ALPHA-GAL SYNDROME DEMANDS IMMEDIATE FBI INVESTIGATION FOR POSSIBLE BIOTERRORISM:

1. Farmers reporting mysterious boxes of ticks and possible aircraft drops.

2. Peer-reviewed paper says it's “morally obligatory” to release GMO ticks that spread Alpha-Gal Syndrome.

3. Bill Gates is spending MILLIONS funding GMO tick technology.

4. Gates also funds lab-grown/fake meat that doesn’t contain alpha-gal.

5. The U.S. Army previously released 270,000+ ticks into the wild for bioweapons research.

[Tee Rickey @OCRichardP]

"Life is hard...but it's harder when you're stupid."
~Sen. John Kennedy

[Mila Joy @Milajoy]

"We only have 4 million adults in the state of Wisconsin, but 7.13 million are on the voter rolls.”

[Valerie Anne Smith @ValerieAnne1970]

Yesterday was Tax Day...Pres. Trump revealed on Joe Rogan the only reason we’re still paying an income tax in America is because US Politicians are paid off by foreign countries.

It’s time to Abolish the IRS. This is infuriating.

“In the early 1900, they switched over stupidly to an income tax. And you know why? Because countries were putting a lot of pressure on America. We don't wanna pay tariffs. Believe me, they control our politicians. If you look at the kind of numbers that these guys make then and now.”

We are all literally paying an income tax because US Politicians are taking bribes from foreign countries to enrich themselves.

[DK🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸 @1Nicdar]

🚨JUST IN: In a jaw-dropping revelation, 'new emails' prove Attorney General Merrick Garland LIED when he said that the decision to RAID 'Mar-a-Lago' was his and his alone. The raid was, in fact, ORCHESTRATED and ORDERED by President Joe Biden’s White House.

[Dralone&_DR145 @draloneboy]

A Canadian man is going viral for refusing to accept Canadian healthcare’s only option for his wife’s stage four ovarian cancer, medical assisted dying, choosing instead to flee to the United States for treatment, where doctors began immediate care, leading to near total remission.

[Carnivore Aurelius ©🥩 ☀️🦙 @AlpacaAurelius]

let me get this straight

almond milk kills 4 billion bees a year, over 1.3 trillion gallons of water per year go to California almonds and it uses 10% of ALL of California's water....

yet eating steak and drinking cow's milk is unsustainable?

wake the f up people.

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 JUST IN: Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas is being praised nationwide for dropping this TRUTH on leftism and "progressivism"

"Progressivism seeks to replace the basic premises of the Declaration of Independence, and hence our form of government. It holds that our rights and our dignities come not from God, but from government."

"It requires of the people a subservience and weakness incompatible with a constitution premised on the transcendent origin of our rights."

You NAILED IT, Justice Thomas! 🇺🇸

This guy is the true GOAT.

[Joshua Hall @JoshHall2024]

🚨BREAKING:🚨DOZENS OF ELECTIONS WORKERS WHO FACILITATED THE 2020 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION IN PENNSYLVANIA have come forward claiming that they were PERSONALLY ORDERED by then Pennsylvania Governor Tom Wolf and Secretary of State Kathy Boockvar to TRASH A TOTAL OF OVER ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND BALLOTS CAST FOR PRESIDENT TRUMP and to count OVER ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND FRAUDULENT BIDEN BALLOTS that were cast in the names of dead voters and illegal aliens and shipped into election precincts in the middle of the night. The fraud was reportedly especially egregious in Philadelphia and was "outcome determinative"... President Trump was right that he actually WON THE COMMONWEALTH OF PENNSYLVANIA AND IT WAS STOLEN FROM HIM, according to these election workers. They are now warning about Democrat efforts that are already underway to try and RIG CLOSE RACES IN SWING DISTRICTS in the midterms in the commonwealth. These are STONE COLD CROOKS... ARRESTS NEED TO START NOW! 👊🏻🔥🇺🇸

[PammsyNow @NowPammsy]

Congrats to this Mexican man who chose to self deport! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

He did it the right way and is now granted permanent residency!

Welcome back to America!🇺🇸❤️

[🙏🇺🇲~𝓖𝓾𝓪𝓻𝓭𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓖𝓻𝓲𝓭 ~🇺🇲🙏 @guardingthegrid]

@Rightanglenews ⚠️ The Leftists (The useful idiots) serve no other purpose than to destabilize a nation. It has been like this for centuries. Every time a REAL totalitarian government comes to power. They use the leftists to get there, then the leftists are discarded.

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

🚨#BREAKING: A 13-year-old boy with special needs who got lost in the snow in North Carolina...

...has been RESCUED and FOUND by a police dog named Bo!

Bo was given a piece of the boys clothing and found him in the dark, in the snow.

INCREDIBLE!!!!

[TheGriddlePodcast @GriddlePodcast]

Mabel the Christmas Goat makes Gingerbread #Christmas https://t.co/WbA47HQDc8

[TheGriddlePodcast @GriddlePodcast]

Who is Captain America?? You’ll never guess! And you may not wanna know.

Listen to this episode in its entirety on our YT channel.
#ruralhumor #comedy #griddleboys

[TheGriddlePodcast @GriddlePodcast]

Full ep in bio 😂 Who else is scared of gettn’ probed? #TheGriddlePodcast

[TheGriddlePodcast @GriddlePodcast]

Make sure the Aliens don’t give you a R3ctal Thermometer probe!
- Harley Hanks

What’s this all about? Well, it’s funny dimwit humor in every episode of the Griddle Show. The full show is out of control with rural humor and redneck conspiracies.

#comedyvideos #countrycomedy

[TheGriddlePodcast @GriddlePodcast]

@HemmerleinLee Totally agree! Normal people unite!

[TheGriddlePodcast @GriddlePodcast]

To answer the age old question… I ordered a CHICKEN and an EGG online.

I’ll let you know which arrives first.

#HarleyJokes
#laugh