GrievousBodilyHarm

Virgo. Gay. Enthusiast. Cinephile. Slut.

[GrievousBodilyHarm @GrievousHarm]

Saw this adjacency on the shelf and laughed. Not one person that I showed it to got the reference. I’m starting to reevaluate some things.

[Cinemark Theatres @Cinemark]

Just in time for Thanksgiving! Our Focker In-Law lie detector bucket is NOW AVAILABLE in theaters. 🍿

[GrievousBodilyHarm @GrievousHarm]

In the words of Norm Macdonald, “ Happy birthday, Jesus! Hope you like crap.”

[GrievousBodilyHarm @GrievousHarm]

It’s already a remake.

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

A ‘YOU’VE GOT MAIL’ remake is officially in the works.

(https://t.co/kmuyK7p6K2)

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

@TheDemocrats @StephenM Stephen Miller has dried up more pussy than a Catholic guilt trip.

[GrievousBodilyHarm @GrievousHarm]

@elaine_stritch Love Cheryl Canning!

[Jon Elder @BlackLabelAdvsr]

I owe you an apology.

I have been way too conservative in my election predictions.

Some fresh data came in yesterday and now it looks like we will see:

- Republicans win 55 seats in the Senate
- Republics keeping the House with a 10 seat majority.
- Winning nearly all governorships.

I was almost 100% accurate in 2024 but I wasn’t 100% because I was too conservative. That changes today.

Bookmark it.

We will see history being made on Tuesday. Republicans will vote in record numbers and we will destroy the democrats party once and for all.

Will you forgive me?

[Juliegrace Brufke @juliegraceb]

There really is a Veep scene for everything.

[greg @greg16676935420]

This might be the greatest video ever posted on this website

[Kevin T. Porter @KevinTPorter]

I'm the DJ at your friend's Halloween party and I'm really bad at it

[GrievousBodilyHarm @GrievousHarm]

@weltszznn @msnetiker Oh. And mother/daughter personals ads, dancing with the underaged, kissing the teacher in front of the class…

[GrievousBodilyHarm @GrievousHarm]

RIP diva

[GrievousBodilyHarm @GrievousHarm]

@Kalshi Just In: Republicans advocate socialism for corporations

[GrievousBodilyHarm @GrievousHarm]

@highbrow_nobrow “Hello, I have a person-to-person call for the kettle from the pot.”

[GrievousBodilyHarm @GrievousHarm]

@MAGACult2 “ they literally posted the photos of everyone being deported.”

10 Seconds Later

“ I didn’t say they posted every photo.”

Ya did.

[GrievousBodilyHarm @GrievousHarm]

@NoMoreBikeLanes @hasanthehun @OsitaNwanevu @cobsblog Cruise ships haven’t had lower class cabins since the 1950s. I didn’t say he wasn’t kind to his fans. I just meant that they’re really really really old.

[GrievousBodilyHarm @GrievousHarm]

@hasanthehun @OsitaNwanevu @cobsblog Out of touch? For dissing… Liberace? And what working class people? That elusive 90-120 demographic??

[He-Hulk: Attorney at Law 🪷 🐝 @TrevvyTrev]

For those of you who weren’t old enough to pay attention when Obama was president, this is the kind of stuff conservatives mean when they say he was the most divisive president in history. Same night Trump said that 98% of Somalis are low IQ and refuse to work, btw.

[GrievousBodilyHarm @GrievousHarm]

I can’t understand why so many newish drag artists paint a big red festering zit on the ends of their noses