Griffin Taylor

hey it’s me I’m dynamite and I don’t know why

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What's the deal with question marks

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@theideaczar He’s gonna sell a bunch of t-shirts.

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@SFGiants Late Afternoon LaMonte

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Just went to the dentist, they said I had the best goddamned fuckin’ bitchin’ teeth for a dumbass shithead they’ve ever seen [cusses added]!

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Human beings are only on earth to sustain dog life.

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@hilaryhyatt Is this like your “I can’t text right now I’m driving” auto-text?

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@SeriousMolly @thesinginwriter @BrokeAssStuart Well put Molly. Sad day for San Francisco with @pianofight gone.

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Tim Roth (cut)

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BREAKING: Great Britain downgraded to Good Britain.

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Every time Kevin Smith says “dig” or “cat” a hipster angel loses it’s wings.

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You think you’re close to BJ Novak? I gave him the nickname BJ.

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@thesinginwriter @elainethepain9 After the drought, maybe…

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@crockpics Young blue eyes.

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@thesinginwriter I don’t know if it’ll help, but SimCity 2000’s cheat code was porntipsgizzardo.

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More like Sexagenarians in the City. #AndJustLikeThat #IsThisStillRelevant #OldPeople

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@PrimeVideo @aaronsorkin You got some ‘splainin’ to do!…

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@MLB Please.

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@hilaryhyatt Well…

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@TomHorsman @TheMafia

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Buying Halloween candy and finishing it before Halloween.