Griffin Leeds

Comedian | Recovering Midwesterner | Producer/Host of Queer & Now | He/Him/His | BLM

[Pamphlets @PamphletsY]

🚨🇮🇱 BREAKING — EPSTEIN FILES:

US Supreme Court Justice Thomas Sexually Assaulted a 4 Year Old, According to New Files.

[Pamphlets @PamphletsY]

🚨🇺🇸 BREAKING — Mark Ruffalo:

"Trump's a Pedophile"

[x @yourewelllcool]

GOD WAS WITH HER IN THAT ROOM

[Griffin Leeds @GriffinLeeds]

Any elected official not using the full breadth and scope of their power to abolish 🧊 and publish the Epst13n files should be primaried, tarred, and feathered.

[Daractenus @Daractenus]

They're now kicking even the candles lit in Renee Good's memory.

"You know what that's for?"
"I don't give a f*ck."

[Jesus Freakin Congress @TheJFreakinC]

🚨BREAKING: ICE agents just assaulted a U.S. citizen for existing on a public sidewalk in Minneapolis.

In the video, a person is walking down the sidewalk when they notice ICE vehicles pulling out of a parking lot and begin filming.

As one vehicle exits, an agent in the passenger seat raises pepper spray, aims it at the civilian, and sprays them in the face.

No warning.
No command.
No justification.

The person wasn’t interfering. They weren’t blocking the vehicle. They weren’t threatening anyone. They were simply recording government agents in public, exercising a clearly established constitutional right.

This wasn’t a mistake.
This wasn’t a misunderstanding.
This was retaliation, intimidation, and an abuse of power… caught on camera.

So the question isn’t whether this was legal. It wasn’t.

The question is how many more Americans will be assaulted for exercising their rights before this stops?

And when will the government stop treating U.S. citizens like criminals… or “terrorists”… for the crime of existing in public and holding power accountable?

[JumpTrailers @JumpTrailers]

Anne Hathaway for Vanity Fair

[Morning Brew ☕️ @MorningBrew]

Official NYC Congestion Pricing verdict: it's working

Through November—

• Foot traffic: +3.4% YoY

• Sales tax revenue: +6.3% YoY

• Storefront vacancy: -0.9% YoY

• Pollution: -22% (first 6 months)

• Vehicle traffic: -11% YoY (-71.5k per day)

• Est. Revenue: $548.3M (vs. $500M goal)

[Dew 🏳️‍⚧️ @DewEnjoyer]

Democrats:

[(((Ella Yurman))) @EllaYurman]

how a writer sees the world

[Griffin Leeds @GriffinLeeds]

Hannah and the cast last week put on an absolute BANGER of a show—both as individuals and as an ensemble. I’ve seen this play many times and with every Mary except Betty. Hannah made some of my favorite choices I’ve seen back to back, scene after scene. Unmissable comedic acting.

[OH, MARY! on Broadway @ohmaryplay]

Hannah Solow will return.

[Griffin Leeds @GriffinLeeds]

That’s twinkle-down economics 😌

[michael 4 @MICHAELF0UR]

when you find out your twink has been topping someone even twinkier

[Griffin Leeds @GriffinLeeds]

He Laurened my Boebert until my beetle juiced. :/

[Griffin Leeds @GriffinLeeds]

call me tim burton’s ex bc i’ll helena on your bonham till u carter
SEND

[Pop Tingz @PopTingz]

Tests confirmed that Lil Nas X was not under the influence of drugs or alcohol during last week's episode. The singer reportedly suffered a psychotic episode.

[Griffin Leeds @GriffinLeeds]

“Another heavy-hitter has left SNL”

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

i’m gonna keep on dancin at the

[Griffin Leeds @GriffinLeeds]

The year is 2056.
The establishment dems are trying to primary a fiscally and socially moderate bellybutton brimming with cum with a full head of hair as their ironclad, fail-proof candidate for the upcoming general election.