Peter Griffin

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[Peter Griffin @GriffinPeter_]

@realspitfire Most exercise it’s had in years

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@ElectionLegal @elonmusk *pussy

[🇺🇸Clekro🇺🇸 AMERICA IN DISTRESS @ClekroX]

The timeline of the assassination attempt on Trump is now out. How can anyone not question what happened? Engage him, question him, neutralize him… pull Trump off stage! Nothing. None of this makes any sense.

They allowed this shot to happen. They wanted to show his assassination live to the world, for men, women, and children of all ages to see in 4K. They wanted to catastrophically deflate the hopes and dreams of American patriots who desperately want nothing more than to see the country return to some sense of normalcy.

They are the epitome of evil. They want to control every aspect of the population and make us suffer constantly. They hate us.

They come up with absolute garbage excuses for why this happened but none are acceptable or believable. The media continues to lie to cover this up. They treat us like we are F-ing stupid. F them.

We are not conspiracy theorists, we open our eyes and ears and critically think about what we experienced. I am sick and tired of the BS that is happening in this world and the lies they continue to spew. The truth must come out. We cannot let this go away. Those responsible must be exposed and must pay for what they have done.

The roof slope was unsafe… WTF

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@grahamallen I see he took his testosterone this morning

[16 Autistic Clown Posse @UDOD0NE]

@BornAKang

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💀💀💀 #joebiden #elections #tiktok

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@GavinNewsom No. lol.

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June’s over??? Julyingggg

[ANCA Western Region @ANCA_WR]

BREAKING NEWS: The U.S House of Representatives votes to pass #HRES296 - Affirming the United States Record on the #ArmenianGenocide. This is a historic day for our community!

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@KunalKeshav14 Yes it is

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When you try to wash a spoon and it wash you back 💦💦💦☔️☂

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@SecureTeam10 #freemoviecode I’ve been waiting for this for months! #insomniac

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@JeffreeStar My enemies tears

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If I have a daughter I'm going to make her Lizard and then she'll get the nickname Liz and everyone will be like "oh is that short for Elizabeth?" And then she will have to say "no my name is Lizard"

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When the dudes that been buying you drinks all night start looking for you at closing time ...

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@buffwoto @pewdiepie told me I can contact you on here to sponsor him on his latest YT vid

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@JoeSwan21661742 I am, STOOPID ❤️

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@DavidEbert16 No, Phil banks family compares him to me!

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@Guresky00 @Bigdaddystromb3 @chrxstx_ @PGriffinBlack @OJ_Simpson32 Free beer? I'm in!

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@LuAl22 @GKFT For real, wtf guys