.@EuropeanWax hello, now that quarantine is pretty much over I have a butthole that needs some serious tendon for to. Are you open in Philadelphia? #COVID__19#silkysmooth
.@PlanetFitness Hello, even tho the gym is closed due to quarantine our trainer Greg has set up a tent in our basement for me to sleep in while he can give my wife 24 hour service. You guys truly are the best! 🥰 #fitfam
.@PlanetFitness My trainer Greg sent my family a Christmas card which was nice, but it was a picture of me and my family on a trip to the Bahamas and he simply pasted his face over mine and it’s February...
His motivational techniques are on another level. #FitFam
.@PlanetFitness I have decided to go back to my old trainer Greg as no else has given me a #pump as good as he has. My ex wife says the same thing. #fitfam
.@PlanetFitness hello, my new trainer Andre told me to show up in my new workout attire that I got for Christmas so I showed completely nude as I did not receive any gifts because YOUR TRAINER GREG STOLE MY WIFE AND FAMILY. Long story short I did not get to exercise today #fitfam
.@AlcoholicsAnony Hello, do you have any intro memberships? Am I allowed to join to your group just to get people to stop peer pressuring me to drink? Please advise