BurgerGrillingLegend228

I just wanna grill for God’s sake

[BurgerGrillingLegend228 @GrillLegend228]

Hibernation begins

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It’s getting cold outside…suppose it’s that time of year again. Cold enough to the point that the propane freezes in the tank. It hasn’t gotten there yet, but once it does, I will have to retire to my den and hibernate until Spring comes.

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A world without grilling is not a place I would like to live in. I would rather die than go on in a world without grilling.

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@GrantBrisbee I will destroy this man

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Fuck you

[BurgerGrillingLegend228 @GrillLegend228]

It’s hard to express just how much I love grilling a couple dogs out on the grill

[BurgerGrillingLegend228 @GrillLegend228]

I broke up with my ex-wife when she told me it was either her or the grill

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Taking the grill out for a little walk

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Grillizabeth has been revived. There is reason for me to go on.

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@MistAltley Thanks

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Grillizabeth rides again

[BurgerGrillingLegend228 @GrillLegend228]

@CartoonFemboy Boys should be out grilling

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I tried using a griddle as a substitute, and it’s just not the same. I couldn’t bring myself to tarnish her memory using inferior equipment. I loved that grill. :(

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Still grilling myself for letting this happen to my grill. :(

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What is the point of life without a grill? :(

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Please send your thoughts and prayers for Grillizabeth…

[BurgerGrillingLegend228 @GrillLegend228]

The grill has been broken and needs to be replaced. This can’t be happening to me…

[BurgerGrillingLegend228 @GrillLegend228]

A young boy called me a “boomer” and kicked me in the shin the other day. I did not get mad though.
I, too, would be angry at the world if told I was not at the age I could commandeer a grill.

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Glory for the blessed grill, he who art in grill heaven, rain your greasy vengeance upon the nongrillievers.