˙⋆✮Cryptid✮⋆˙

':3' personified ✮ I age regress sometimes (0-3). pica, anorexic?? edrtwt? i never know anymore but ifb & ndni!! !!send me gimmicks!! ⬇️ tomodachi pilled

[˙⋆✮Cryptid✮⋆˙ @Grim_Crypt]

⋆｡°✩New pinned because the old one was ass..✩°｡⋆
Crypt/Cryptid, if you know me from elsewhere, no you don't!! :3
silly jester boy!! Uh that's it idk check replies

[˙⋆✮Cryptid✮⋆˙ @Grim_Crypt]

the solar powered battery that my mom left in the car was like a balloon today and i am very glad she took it out of the car before driving to work

[˙⋆✮Cryptid✮⋆˙ @Grim_Crypt]

i keep checking the weather every twenty minutes like its gonna be any different when the sun hasnt even set yet 🥹🥹🥹 i fucking hate global warming 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

[reya🍊 @cherrishoyo]

when his head is so grabbable

[ً @artfuIchaos]

i’m doing really well for someone who goes through the five stages of grief daily

[Astolfo's No. 1 🐾 🧃 @stolphie]

just saw an artist with a gorilla hypnosis fetish. hypnotizing women into being gorillas. there are fetishes out there i couldnt even begin to imagine or make up on my own

[pinkst4r @p1nkstarxo]

I do care😭😭😭I feel it all😭😭😭I can feel it all😭😭😭😭😭

[Cinny⋆˚࿔ @glittercal0ries]

i’m so fat the only kind of eating disorder you’d assume i have is binge eating disorder

[mi ow @meowsback]

boutta go yoink my sploink

[🎀prenee:3 @prenee_colon3]

every day we see some bullshit like this

[bowl 🥣 @fallenst3r]

“you poor thing” i’m on my knees

[NO HOSTS NO MASTERS 🏴& @the_corvidae]

every day, I wonder what thing I’m currently taking for granted that the ruling class will soon discover how to steal from us

[Carbon @BlessedCarbon]

"Any thoughts?"
No thanks I'm trying to quit

[𝖧𝗎𝗂𝖼𝗁𝗂 ෆ 𝗌𝗁𝖾𝖽𝗍𝗐𝗍 @um1na0sh1]

how are you guys fasting for so long without your parents force feeding you

[꧁•ℳ𝒶𝓎•꧂ @May_ns1]

Feeling fat is ok. Complaining about it next to someone who is clearly bigger than you is not.

[Lord Mersey's Wonder Emporium @HiveFleetHodag]

doing a sexy 'boss/secretary' roleplay with my wife but we can't get past the 2FA to let her clock in on Paylocity and now we're on hold with IT 😈

[Nigit ΘΔακ 🇵🇸🍉🇺🇦🇸🇩 #WeLoatheElon @NigitTuxie]

I’m glad I saved this image!

[cassie 🧃🧃 @thepinkhour]

"listen to your body" my body wants to die bro

[lilium @pukeirl]

I’ll do whatever you want probably

[mi ow @meowsback]

i wanna be tiny so bad but i can’t stop fucking eating… mmmmffghjhh… food…. mmmmfcjjjjdfhhhjsj

[august @regularaugust]

This is what you see when you set your VPN to the UK