Uncle O’Grimacey

Slaving away for McDonald’s makes Uncle O’Grimacey resentful. Makes him angry.

[Uncle O’Grimacey @GrimaceSlave]

Me, standing over a guy as he ODs on Fentanyl: “I bet you could’ve gotten the same ‘high’ through a combination of dieting and regular exercise. Today, I’m offering my exclusive seven week course outlining a heart-healthy plan to get off the couch and into shape for only $29.99.”

[dandelion georgism 🔰🏗 @DolphinMossad]

The funniest Eric Adams adventure was when he went to a Greek-Jewish festival in Brooklyn and kept talking about how great it was to see two communities coming together like that, despite repeated explanations that they were Greek Jews and not, like, Greeks and Jews hanging out.

[Uncle O’Grimacey @GrimaceSlave]

Nolan fans get the wall. It’s been coming for a long time, but this is it—you’re out of runway now.

[Milk Vessel Pilot @trueliberal1848]

BRAVO NOLAN

[sickpuppy @chaimarieee]

@royalserf she knew her kid wasn't an ally

[Uncle O’Grimacey @GrimaceSlave]

@JodyChaseTN In case anyone’s not aware, a pseudopenis is exactly what it sounds like: a fake penis structure that females in certain species/cultures use in dominance displays, breeding, and other miscellaneous behavioral activities.

You can learn more here: https://t.co/mkuERJeg51

[Uncle O’Grimacey @GrimaceSlave]

@JodyChaseTN Unfortunately, I recently learned that Candace, much like the spotted hyena, has a pseudopenis. I feel betrayed as a listener, and it’s at this point that I renounce her and her views and her pseudopenis. I hope you do the same.

[Uncle O’Grimacey @GrimaceSlave]

@castingahex You can wear those to nice restaurants, too. Sort of a life hack I discovered.

[Uncle O’Grimacey @GrimaceSlave]

Me, writhing in pain after my wife sneaks a vegetable into my chicken nugget and tater tot pre-dinner snack:

[でっかいカエル @mushi_frog]

食べるものを間違えたでっかいカエル

[Uncle O’Grimacey @GrimaceSlave]

Burying a time capsule and opening it next week.

[Uncle O’Grimacey @GrimaceSlave]

When the bull catches you trying to loosen the shackles on your ultra-deluxe premium cuck chair viewing experience:

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Male bumblebee mating a queen gets ambushed and web-wrapped by a lurking spider mid-mating.

[Uncle O’Grimacey @GrimaceSlave]

Call me Chicken Wing the way my shit gets dry-rubbed before sticking it in the fryer.

[Uncle O’Grimacey @GrimaceSlave]

@75secondes I look exactly like this.

[Nightmare Vision @GodCloseMyEyes]

>he doesn't follow black pilled pakistani

[Uncle O’Grimacey @GrimaceSlave]

Having a kidney stone and competing against my pregnant wife over Pain Olympics bragging rights.

[Future Moldovan Citizen Fan @CommonSentiment]

Charlie Brown gets pushed in front of a subway by black guy Lucy laughs
Snoopy killed by Hondurans and grilled on shopping cart on street in broad daylight
Peppermint Patty and Marcie join lesbian polycule in Bushwick
Linus steps on AIDS needle in the park
Pigpen doing just fine

[Ricky Hollywood @victim_burn77]

You can like and agree with woody Allen’s decisions in his private life without enjoying his movies it’s called seperating the art from the artist

[Uncle O’Grimacey @GrimaceSlave]

@andrewelrod More like The New ‘Porker’! This looks like slop to me!

[Uncle O’Grimacey @GrimaceSlave]

Tossing my piss jars at the adjacent car (I have a kidney stone and am experiencing intermittent spasms):

[The Internet Fish @TheInternetFish]

bro just emptied his inventory on him

[Uncle O’Grimacey @GrimaceSlave]

If you’re mexican, you don’t bust, you shoot ropa vieja.