3ft2, Chaotic-Neutral, Rogue.
Forest Gnome with a taste for urban life.
Irritating, yet charming.
(Tweeting in-character)
Playing Dungeons and Dragons 5e
Yorland is my live-in servant.
He thinks he's my friend.
He is not.
I tricked him into wearing a cursed ring that makes him fat.
So now he has no desire to get out.
Suits me.
He keeps the hideout tidy and makes dinner for the guild.
Yorland's cooking has become more and more reliant on my magic to make it palatable since we've been locked in.
He's lucky I haven't put him out in the rain like an old dog to perish.
@TheBeardedNerd2 (Our DM is fantastic and always open to creativity. He has to be when I'm playing π)
We got a rematch against the same dragon some weeks later.
A quick assisted locate then shatter spell on that DofD bead and SPLAT!
Nowhere for all that extra blood to go but out π€·ββοΈππππΏβ
@TheBeardedNerd2 Oh, it gets better.... π
I was grappled to it's leg (Wearing Gauntlets of ogre strength), punched a single scale a few times to loosen it, prized it up with a dagger, found where it bled from and stuffed a pinch of 'Dust of dryness' into its vein.
Seized up pretty quickly π
So, this one time, during a house party, at a Palace; I had a drunken argument with a guy (some posh elven Prince, idk..).
So I flooded his upper floor bathroom with about 92 tonnes of water from a 'dust of dryness' pellet.
I miss house parties.
#dnd#bored
Reminiscing about the time I helped my party take out a whole gang of Bugbears by leading them into a tight corridor and spilling a big bag of marbles.
Good times.
Bloody good times.
#DnD#dungeonsanddragons
Having an owl familiar is really helpful in these times. Lets me keep an eye on things and at least pretend I'm going outside.
#dnd#bored#IsolationLife