Grimble Nimp

3ft2, Chaotic-Neutral, Rogue.
Forest Gnome with a taste for urban life.
Irritating, yet charming.
(Tweeting in-character)
Playing Dungeons and Dragons 5e

[Grimble Nimp @GrimbleNimp]

Think this is bad?
I once confined myself into a disused sewer tunnel for 56 days, only leaving twice to pick up spell components.

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Who needs work?
Planning something and I need people to do some stuff.
Low effort, high risk, high payout.

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Yorland is my live-in servant.
He thinks he's my friend.
He is not.
I tricked him into wearing a cursed ring that makes him fat.
So now he has no desire to get out.
Suits me.
He keeps the hideout tidy and makes dinner for the guild.

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Yorland's cooking has become more and more reliant on my magic to make it palatable since we've been locked in.
He's lucky I haven't put him out in the rain like an old dog to perish.

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@TheBeardedNerd2 I once partied with a Gnome (barbarian) who believed he was a Paladin. Angry little sod.

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@TheBeardedNerd2 (Our DM is fantastic and always open to creativity. He has to be when I'm playing 😂)

We got a rematch against the same dragon some weeks later.
A quick assisted locate then shatter spell on that DofD bead and SPLAT!
Nowhere for all that extra blood to go but out 🤷‍♂️🆎🎉🎊🚿☔

[Grimble Nimp @GrimbleNimp]

I once punched a dragon in the leg.

(Thankyou 'Dodge' and 'Evasion' for making this dream possible)

#dnd #humblebrag #memories

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@TheBeardedNerd2 Oh, it gets better.... 😏

I was grappled to it's leg (Wearing Gauntlets of ogre strength), punched a single scale a few times to loosen it, prized it up with a dagger, found where it bled from and stuffed a pinch of 'Dust of dryness' into its vein.
Seized up pretty quickly 😂

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@Armstrong_CK My sources tell me that he is also very excited.
He's a very lucky guy 😉

[Grimble Nimp @GrimbleNimp]

So, this one time, during a house party, at a Palace; I had a drunken argument with a guy (some posh elven Prince, idk..).

So I flooded his upper floor bathroom with about 92 tonnes of water from a 'dust of dryness' pellet.

I miss house parties.

#dnd #bored

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Reminiscing about the time I helped my party take out a whole gang of Bugbears by leading them into a tight corridor and spilling a big bag of marbles.
Good times.
Bloody good times.
#DnD #dungeonsanddragons

[Grimble Nimp @GrimbleNimp]

Found a slug.
He is my new friend.
Wearing him as a moustache.

#boredom #lockdown

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The heck man...
What's with all the noise!?
Every dog and cat in the city just went berzerk!

#dnd #clapforNHS #StayHome

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Having an owl familiar is really helpful in these times. Lets me keep an eye on things and at least pretend I'm going outside.

#dnd #bored #IsolationLife

[Grimble Nimp @GrimbleNimp]

Military tactician (in any scenario) :
We need to come up with a plan to defeat/escape/distract the bad guys..

Me:
Flood it/them.

#DnD #chaotic

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I've been in isolation for weeks now... figuring out some pretty creative uses for mage hand.
#DnD #StayHomeSaveLives

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@nikkidawesdraws Handsome Lad! Tell him to keep at it with the magic, the practice pays off in the long run for sure!

[Sam Neill @TwoPaddocks]

GNOME WISDOM. Isolation - I’ve been having talks with a garden gnome . Been very therapeutic - SOUND ON - good chats - more later .

[Grimble Nimp @GrimbleNimp]

@TheWillyboo @dnd_retweets Gnomes shall inherit the earth!

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Had a look through my spellbook.
Got frustrated.
Tore a few pages out.
Regretting it slightly.
#quarantine #boredathome #DnD

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I'm telling you, when this whole thing has blown over, I'm going to pull off the Heist of the century!

#dnd #RogueEnergy

Until then: #StayHome