Jay

it never got fast enough | ΑΦΑ

[Altschmerz @last_futurist]

We can't do anything mystical anymore because there are cameras there to remove the mystique and aura from it smh smh, whimsyless society

[Lesbian Rod Serling 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇮🇷 @LRSerling]

American society is so prudish that if you tried opening a love hotel here it would get firebombed by a joint left-right coalition

[Miles @pe_nng]

Semi regular reminder that international law doesn’t exist

[Sports Season @SportsSeason_]

Nasty Nigga really ordered Hot Chocolate & Fish in the morning

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

If the take is anything besides “we live in a society that’s normalizing surveillance culture and rewarding freaks for invading people’s privacy so we fight it less when our government does it” I’m not interested

[Your Old Droog @YourOldDroog]

Biggie had a lyric about this

[Jay @Grimdoza]

DO-178

[Braeden @BraedendotTECH]

As a software engineer I have to unfortunately inform you that if aviation was held to the standard of software engineering, no plane would ever land twice in a row.

[Braeden @BraedendotTECH]

As a software engineer I have to unfortunately inform you that if aviation was held to the standard of software engineering, no plane would ever land twice in a row.

[yooooooooooooooooooooooooo @imgoingthrushit]

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[Jay @Grimdoza]

@rufagari @SamQuattrocioc4 Mfers really dont read anymore

[jordi 🇪🇸 @jordienr]

remember to ask ChatGPT if your app name means something in other languages guys

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

"scientists don't want you know" is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[Cjay @CjaySyre]

This black people problem 😭… you bring mfs tg & all yall worried bout is some bitches, I came to run

[bambi🌟 @urbambi_1]

if my wife died giving birth i would low-key blow my shit

[Jay @Grimdoza]

Girl really got me blocked on everything omg

[Jay @Grimdoza]

Wow ive been a Bayern fan for 3 days and this is upsetting news

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨🚨💣 BREAKING: MICHAEL OLISE HAS DECIDED TO LEAVE BAYERN MUNICH AND JOIN REAL MADRID THIS SUMMER, CONFIRMED. @lequipe

[Giza @Givenkazeni]

This is the most Friday a Thursday has ever felt.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In America I ordered a milkshake and the young man turned it upside down over my head.

I did not move. A samurai does not flinch, even when the ice cream is above him and gravity is the law.

Nothing fell.

The cup hung there, upside down, defying the sky, and the boy held it over me with the calm of a man who has done this ten thousand times and buried his fear long ago.

This is the Blizzard. This is Dairy Queen.

If it falls, they told me, you get it free.

I understood at once. This was not dessert. This was an ordeal.

The boy was not showing off. He was swearing an oath, with his own arm, that he had made the thing thick enough to hang against the earth, and he was betting the price of it on his honor.

The flip is not a trick.

It is a vow.

In my land a smith proved his blade by cutting.

Here a boy of seventeen proves his by turning it over a stranger's head and looking him in the eye while the whole line waits to see if he lied.

He did not lie.

He set it upright, handed it to me, and said "there you go, man," then turned to the next customer as if he had not just gambled his good name across a counter.

I tipped him everything in my pocket.

He tried to give it back. He said it was just a Blizzard.

I told him it was not just a Blizzard.

I could not explain the rest in English, and there was a line, and he was busy.

So I bowed instead.

He said, "You too, man."

That answered nothing I had said.

It answered everything I had felt.

[𝙋𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙡 𝙍𝙞𝙘𝙠 @PistolRick]

Balogun now that he has full red card immunity backed by the US military

[. @tosinmm_]

USMNT fans seeing that Folarin Balogun can play against Belgium