reason #492 why my dad and i shouldn’t be left alone with my nephew: for 20 minutes we thought he was calling himself batman, but he was actually trying to remind us he needed his vitamin before bed
class A wanker if you make plans and don’t invite one of your pals. Aw Mental health advocates, yet see no problem in leaving your own friend out and making them feel shite
REMINDER TO MY LADIES!! you better not “wyd friday?” to that man!!!!! he knows what friday is and he ain’t brought it up for a reason. treat yourself or hang out w your girls.... don’t do this to yourself....