Grinch

Bon vivant. I just want to live in my cave away from all the Whos in Whoville.

[Grinch @GrinchLaw]

Not reading all that.

Really? Dude.

Stop being… this. @kirbyhocutt

[Grinch @GrinchLaw]

@MattMarcotte @RobertFreundLaw Don’t stop living in the red (unless you adversely possessing it.)

[Conor Sen @conorsen]

Waffle House, tubing in Helen, Chattanooga, Messi at Auburn, late night Buc-ee’s is an incredible run but the guy needs a little downtime, you can’t sustain that pace for a month.

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Gary, Indiana ❤️

[Grinch @GrinchLaw]

@MattMarcotte @RobertFreundLaw This is … AMAZING.

[Grinch @GrinchLaw]

@DietCoke_Esq Not all men.

[Grinch @GrinchLaw]

@SWHesq Who needs a PHD in anything to identify a house finch? Lol.

And hey… I’ll bow down on not being as good looking as Prof. 🤣 dead! ☠️

[Grinch @GrinchLaw]

@broc_at_TSF A true farm to counsel table establishment.

[Broc_at_TheSkeenFirm @broc_at_TSF]

We’re more a free range law practice

[Coby DuBose | DuBose Defense @DuBoseDefense]

By far the funniest moment in my last DWI trial was when the DPS breath tech supervisor responded to my email thinking I was the prosecutor and sent me the script of suggested direct examination questions. Then the prosecutor followed the script word for word. And the expert got questioned on cross about sending the script and how the prosecutor just read it verbatim.

[Murph @NUFCMurph]

Looks like the carpet tiles you get in offices

[Little Carmine @BrainlessThe2nd]

Johnny Cakes

[The Sopranos Guy™ @uncle_june]

On this day, 19 years ago, the final episode of The Sopranos premiered.

[JD Flynn @jdflynn]

USCCB spring meeting, day one:

Wasn’t sure where to go for meeting. Followed a bishop. We both ended up at a dead end.

Don’t take it as a metaphor, it’s just a big conference center.

[sopranos rewatch @sopranosrewatch]

this is why we rewatch the sopranos every sunday night 8pm et

[Grinch @GrinchLaw]

Reunite the Dakotas and make Puerto Rico a state.

[Jordan van der Hagen @TheJvandy]

The perfectly straight alignment of these storms across both Dakotas is giving me the heebie jeebies

[Nicole Davis @wifemomcpa100]

I can't believe they let me trademark this. 🍕®️

It’s official. The Tax Return Pizza Tracker is registered. Look at God.

What started as a quirky idea one day while I was ordering pizza became a tool that's changing how clients experience the tax process.

Next up: licensing the tool and building the companion app.

Holler at your girl to learn more!
#tax #taxtransformation #taxreturnpizzatracker #registered #TaxTwitter

[Charlie Ledger @CharlieLedgerX]

Apparently “morning bitches!” is not a “team-oriented greeting” during a meeting

This place is a prison

[Grinch @GrinchLaw]

Me: “Objection. Can we break this up with a question?”

Judge: “Sustained.”

Opp Atty: “I don’t understand the objection, Judge.”

Judge: “Your witness is going into a narrative.”

Witness: “No, I wasn’t. I was just explaining…”

Judge: “Well stop talking then.”

[Barred and Bearded @RileeDHarrison]

Me: objection
Judge: on what basis?
Me: shit I don’t know, I just really didn’t like that question

[Grinch @GrinchLaw]

The best objection I ever heard was during a mock trial state championship round.

Attorney: “Objection… this is all just a waste of time, your honor.”

Me: “Agreed. But… well uh…”

A waste of time? OF COURSE IT WAS. This isn’t a real case!

[Barred and Bearded @RileeDHarrison]

Me: objection
Judge: on what basis?
Me: shit I don’t know, I just really didn’t like that question