Herschel Squirts

you make me happy

[Herschel Squirts @GrinchyPoo]

@pinkpanther4056 I bought one of these for my dad during our trip thinking he’d like a little something. He just scoffed and asked Sproles didn’t sign it

[Misha Wines @MishaWines97]

Last box on the shelf at Best Buy 🙃. Any hits below.

@CardPurchaser

[Herschel Squirts @GrinchyPoo]

@no_one_quits Yeah man I hope your brother gets shot in a bathroom

[Herschel Squirts @GrinchyPoo]

@dape6462 @dwarf_seahorse Generate Prompt: generate an uncreative moron. Make it an animal everyone likes to deflect scrutiny. Put paint near the brushes because I think that’s how the mechanism works. Make it a hunk to account for my shortcomings.

[Herschel Squirts @GrinchyPoo]

@david_perell You could never love anything unless it fits the mold in your unwrinkled brain. You’ll never know what it’s like to truly love and enjoy anything or anyone.

[Herschel Squirts @GrinchyPoo]

@pinkpanther4056 I’m thinking either Conk y Conk or Donkey and Diddy Conk

[Herschel Squirts @GrinchyPoo]

@BrianRoemmele This is soulless and unoriginal. I’ll pay $499,950 to see you peeled like a carrot

[Herschel Squirts @GrinchyPoo]

@cubbiesreek You have hate in your heart and will never know true peace

[Herschel Squirts @GrinchyPoo]

@RealJamesWoods

[Herschel Squirts @GrinchyPoo]

@TooMuchMortons_ 5 South?

[Herschel Squirts @GrinchyPoo]

@ch1w33th3d0g I would rather see every game for the rest of the season end like it did last night than know this

[Herschel Squirts @GrinchyPoo]

@hyogonosuke Every piece you do is so perfect, thank you for all of them. I can’t wait to see more!

[Herschel Squirts @GrinchyPoo]

@brennares @too_much00 Me pretending to be surprised by all the clean shaven ass getting thrown at Rich’s

[insane freak guy @Beer_Pisser]

Blasted dog stole me nugget!

[GoliathFan1952 @ByYourLogic]

that’s cool. if I proposed I’d give my bride the most expensive soda of all time

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

me, an empath, after watching Wile E Coyote hurt himself after trying to run into the painted tunnel

[D-Doggy Dog @Ranjomomma]

Star Wars fans be like:

"Oh shit! There he is! Kit Fisto!"

[The Thighdeologist @cucciflipfl0ps]

Hello Clarice, have the lambs stopped screaming?

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

the scariest thing about iCarly is that it could happen in real life

[aja @grindhousebabe]

whenever you use the crosswalk and thank the driver at the stop light for not hitting you