Ray Gunn

[Ray Gunn @Gripemeister]

Being successful is hard work. I wonder if I'd be happier being a slob. Damn, I guess I'm a successful slob already.

[Ray Gunn @Gripemeister]

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[Ray Gunn @Gripemeister]

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[Ray Gunn @Gripemeister]

@Sinareet lovely quote

[Ray Gunn @Gripemeister]

VAMPIRE WARNING! In twitterland almost everybody wants something from you. Today, give more than you take.

[Ray Gunn @Gripemeister]

RT @JohnCleese Thanks so much those wise, beautiful people who signed up for my Nigerian Lottery

[Ray Gunn @Gripemeister]

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[Ray Gunn @Gripemeister]

Become a new you! Forget the past! CHANGE YOUR LIFE IN ONE EASY STEP!!! Fling yourself down a flight of stair. Amnesia will cure all ills!!!

[Ray Gunn @Gripemeister]

Gain credibility through the use of CAPITAL LETTERS & EXCLAMATION MARKS!!! It's amazing. I'm an expert now. See how I did that? You CAN TOO!

[Ray Gunn @Gripemeister]

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[Ray Gunn @Gripemeister]

Oh blaa dee, oh blaa daa, life goes on, braaa. Oh Oh Oh Oh life goes on... Must have been written in the glue period.

[Ray Gunn @Gripemeister]

BE A BETTER CHRISTION!! Love thy neighbour. Just don't let her husband catch you.

[Ray Gunn @Gripemeister]

BE A BETTER BUDDHIST!!! Ohm is where the heart is.

[Ray Gunn @Gripemeister]

BE A BETTER MUSLIM!!! Let the FBI know you're living next to communists. (Pass the fear to the left hand side).

[Ray Gunn @Gripemeister]

BE A BETTER & SLIMMER CHRISTIAN, convert your dirty Dollars to nice clean Pounds & give them to the poor (or me because I'm good at advice).

[Ray Gunn @Gripemeister]

BE MORE THAN YOU CAN BE!!!! Just say YES!!! ~ to upsizing, and side orders and extra sauce. I could be a life coach!

[Ray Gunn @Gripemeister]

YOU CAN BE A WINNER!!!! Invent quiz competitions where you know the answers. Enter them and win every time! DON'T BE A LOSER ANY MORE!!YAY!!

[Ray Gunn @Gripemeister]

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[Ray Gunn @Gripemeister]

conspiracy fail http://bit.ly/10Txcj

[Ray Gunn @Gripemeister]

Some of you may be wondering why I've summoned you here...