Corey Bryant

Gripe, Comedy, or somewhere in between - you can make your own decision. Food, life, common sense, things that make you go hmmm.

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@schompbmw - after waiting on hold for 6 min to confirm vehicle was ready, the (human) lady answered. She said one minute and would check, yet did not ask for my name.
7 min later, a gentleman answered - asking pertinent questions. Current customers can be new customers as well

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@FoxNews Shouldn't he want to split North and South Carolina into three states so that North Carolina is north of Carolina, etc?
Maybe the same with North / South Dakota.
And West Virginia to just Virginia?

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@dcsheriff Any more description - white, sex, etc??

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@RpsAgainstTrump Why is @SpeakerJohnson making us stick up for Graham? This should be a no brainer.

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@dcsheriff Hm, sounds like another Douglas County driver, it should not surprise you.

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@dcsheriff Hm, I guess he was from this area since you neglected to say "not in our county"

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@Avabelly__ I would post you found an outstanding bill for an utility that you used the found money to pay.
But this is why social media is not great - don't share good fortune, people will come out of the woodwork for their share.

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@its_The_Dr They did cover it years ago when it happened. It seems they also posted years later the individual went to jail.
Was it bad, of course. But I would imagine it made the local news in that state just as it did in Colorado.

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@LucyRiles @lesleyabravanel Hm, Christians reading the Bible? Naw, it's being rewritten - Trump Version

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@harryjsisson There is a reason why one stays off social media when you have been drinking or not sleeping.

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@elonmusk Wait, @POTUS says #globalwarming is a hoax! Who are you trying to fool with this information?
We won't fall for this conspiracy theory! There is miscommunication between you and the President of the United States of America.

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Unfortunately I made the mistake of playing a drinking game - drink every time @VP stands at the #StateOfTheUnion

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Wouldn't it be a lot easier, cheaper, faster for @POTUS / @realDonaldTrump to create just one Executive Order to establish his tweets, posts, etc as an Executive Order?

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@Coinvo Hm, well since most of the Constitution does not seem to matter to the Executive Branch, it only seems fitting others do not follow the Constitution either.

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@AdamKinzinger But he does not care if his kid captures specific Pokémon.
If others did that, you would call them a derogatory name.

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@9NEWS Hm, this is 9News Denver, not 9News North Carolina.

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@keithedwards I don't need AI to tell me that is fake. We all know if it was real, it would be gold and there would be a placard on there telling us where we could get one just like it.

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@HBO changes names more than I change my underwear

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@RightPulseNewss E

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@LeadingReport Wait, I thought there was no list. Now, there is a list??