Matt Grist

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@scottygb Two cheeks of the same arse.

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@BethRigby @adamboultonTABB ‘If she says no, the only candidate’s my left bollock with a smiley face drawn on it.’

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@Channel4News @cathynewman ‘Who shall we ask for an opinion?’ ‘I know, let’s get that guy who had a really important job for about a month, who fucked it up so badly that he not only lost that job, but also thousands of people are still feeling the consequences.’ ‘Great, what’s his number?’

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@LissaKEvans Ha ha. Ok. Perfect ❤️

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@montie Hysterical bollocks.

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@sturdyAlex The risk with saying people who clearly do give a fuck don’t give a fuck is that you end up with people who genuinely don’t give a fuck.

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@georgeeaton

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@SophyRidgeSky @DavidHenigUK We all need to wean ourselves off the Tory habit a creating policy on the basis of the next headline and management of infighting.

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@ProfTimBale Watch him debase himself through this endless tromboning of the Conservative Party membership is a joy. He’s utterly inconsequential.

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@Narcopath_UK @atrupar That might explain the obsession with eating cats.

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@CNN I think ‘Jared Kushner’s Call Centre’ is running at Catterick tomorrow #horsenames

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@Birdyword @Dorianlynskey The usual nonsense from Peterson. Extraordinary that he’s been able to make a living based upon non-sequiturs and facile straw man arguments. Dawkins’s simple ‘no’ is marvellous.

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@revsrgamble @IMcMillan Best desert int’ world.

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@Dorianlynskey As with Brexit, Truss etc. etc. if Trump does get elected they’ll soon be on the airwaves exhibiting similar mental gymnastics, wringing their hands and saying ‘we’ll, I wasn’t to know it would be a disaster, don’t blame me’. Never any responsibility for the actions they endorse.

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@Nick_Pettigrew @jamiesont It’s superb. Chris Morris at his absolute best. ‘This is On The Hour, arise SIR NEWS’

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@NicholasTyrone It’s extraordinary. The electorate has literally just told them what they thought of them.

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@mrjamesob ‘French polishers? It’s just possible you could save my life.’

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@SkyNews @SamCoatesSky I’d be frustrated if some faux journalist rang me up to ask daft questions about a non-story.

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@lewis_goodall @NicholasTyrone Possibly. I’m just happy they’re conduct this latest season of the soap opera without buggering up the country at the same time.