The Gristle Digest

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Catch-up on all the madness, ep71 of @GristleDigest out now!! #indicativevotes2 #Brexit and all the cr*p mongering you can handle... https://t.co/oTPRZI5wjD

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@RupertLowe10 Ok thanks for that Mr Goebels

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@GoodwinMJ I’m sure most Germans polled in 1930 would’ve said Jews were the main problem because they had been force fed propaganda telling them that.

Doesn’t mean they were right.

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@WuTang_Krang @withnailjones Surely none of them have pubes.

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@Nigel_Farage Awwwww, why don’t you runaway to your American suga daddies then. Fucking whinging all the time.

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@YoungBobTPUK The antithesis of a lack of integration = well integrated.

You pubeless gimp.

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@Nigel_Farage Just use regular tampons if it annoys you that much

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@RobertJenrick Mm I love a bit of fascism with my tea.

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@Nigel_Farage You’re so think skinned it’s ridiculous. Waaa waaaa waaaa my feelings are hurt.

Fucking cry baby.

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@BBCNews Probably because the mics aren’t plugged in properly.

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@iiiamproblem_n Please don’t marry them.

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@AhmadHassanArbi You’re basically Israel now. Congrats.

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@AatifNawaz Lots of positives for a young Pak side as well though mate. Farhan, Faheem, Shaheen (as ever!) and Abrar (particularly for the long overdue return of spectacles to international spin bowling!)

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@RepMTG What in the Jewish space lasers are you fucking on about now?

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@Conservatives Can’t believe you still wheel out this absolute disaster of a person

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@Conservatives It’s been about 6 hours since your last leadership contest and now you’re getting cocky lol

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@AmitPan21965845 @AatifNawaz No one cares

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@elon_spacechatt Fuck off you fascist prick

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@JDVance Touche Mr Vance, touche

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@KemiBadenoch Who the fuck are you? Haven’t you resigned for lying about your academics yet? Hurry up ffs

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@RobertJenrick Who’s paying for these vids?