Paul C

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Nolan Ryan’s ERA was 3.09 the year the Beatles’ White Album came out. It was 2.91 the year Nirvana released Nevermind.

[Paul C @GrizzlyP]

Thanks to Duolingo I can only read the word "aspartame" as a Spanish command.

[Houston Public Works @HouPublicWorks]

‼ City of Houston Boil Water Notice is lifted. More information: https://t.co/0L98ZICHrC

#BoilWaterNotice #HouWater #AlertHouston

[Paul C @GrizzlyP]

"You have deep pockets" is awesome if said by an accountant, but terrible news if said by an endodontist. #ContextMatters

[Paul C @GrizzlyP]

My condolences to the Academy employees tonight who couldn't enjoy the WS victory because THEY HAVE TO BE OPEN ALL NIGHT.

[Paul C @GrizzlyP]

Mandatory stop on the way to fly-fishing in San Marcos. #luling #BBQ #TheBrisketIsHiding @ City Market BBQ https://t.co/kxdrKB99D0

[Paul C @GrizzlyP]

Non-political take on the FBI raid at Mar-a-Lago: I think I speak for many Gen Xers when I say please, just don't let Geraldo open any vaults.

[Paul C @GrizzlyP]

My favorite costume so far; these two went as Dr. Strange *and* the Cloak of Levitation. #Comicpalooza #DrStrange #Multiverse #CloakOfLevitation @ George R. Brown Convention Center https://t.co/TXylTr5MLe

[Paul C @GrizzlyP]

It’s not a big event in Houston until @djjamiejamz is there to welcome us! Great start to #Comicpalooza. #Supergirl #Stilts #Houston @ George R. Brown Convention Center https://t.co/2zgzQxDVip

[Paul C @GrizzlyP]

Guess this habit stuck

[Paul C @GrizzlyP]

New task: Build time machine, go back 30 years, share this photo with government officials angry at Ice-T. Everything turns out fine, guys! https://t.co/5No2Tr2qAg