GrokodileTears

Writing an autobiography in which I am not the main character. Performing in a show from backstage.

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Jenna Coleman and Tom Sturridge are my Dream Team. Bravo.

[F3DSM (Wrecking Ball) @kenmarsh2]

I am trying to understand why Cymax costumer service will not let me speak to a supervisor. They fail to get our product to us on time and when it showed up it was broken. @Walmart @CymaxGroup @homesquare @bbb_us @Trustpilot

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@theSecretBarn I was reading the Psalms recently.

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I have never intervened when I witness ant colonies at war. I merely let them gaze on my footprints in the sand, and walk away.

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Elden Ring - a game about fingers.

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https://t.co/HjEPqPA4L5 Paul Rudd is safe and boring. Ant-Man deserved a proper portrayal. Moon Knight is by no means the first Marvel character whose mental health was in peril.

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Too many people worried about brains on drugs. Not enough people getting their hearts on drugs. Seriously, Cardiovascular disease is no yoke.

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@VincibleMan Step One: Don’t ask the United States of America

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Candlelight Vigils are propaganda theatre for Big Wax.

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The science is in, y’all. We can now learn to live with COVID in 2022. Just in time for the midterms.

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Fun new glitch from #DyingLight2 I fired up the game and I’m apparently outside the mission zone. Quitting and continuing does nothing. Hopefully a fix comes this week

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We love JP because we are secretly rooting for the dinosaurs.

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The epic conclusion to the Jurassic era. Watch the trailer for #JurassicWorldDominion now.

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28 Americans die every day in drunk-driving car crashes according to the NHTSA. But people insist on evangelizing about virology, out of state politicians, and Wordle. Why? Because BigBro says So.

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A simple quit and restart fixed the problem and I was back in action.

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@tdk67gamora I can, to an extent, but it doesn’t allow me to progress in the fight. Hermann is completely gone but his boss bar is there. Hilarious. Just found a YouTube video of the glitch exactly

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In an effort to escape the shadow of their #plannedobsolescence lawsuits, the new #Apple #VR headsets have been designed with #perpetualmodernity that requires upgrading to the newest set in order to leave #virtualreality and come back to the real world.

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With the amount of gushing going on in my social media streams about Wordle, I propose we change the name to Squirtle. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.

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Tom McCarthy's "Stillwater" is not without issues, but why is that tone and pace so relatable? It's an attractive loneliness.

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@DanielFooksArt I have more hope for biohackers protecting the lower classes than I do for this future not happening. It seems inevitable.

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How can any form of human evolution be unnatural, unless with inhuman intervention?