Grollis Zephyr

Excited to throw for the Tokyo Lifts!
#Blaseball
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[Grollis Zephyr @GrollisZephyr]

You see that? I throw like the wind!

[Grollis Zephyr @GrollisZephyr]

I've been gone for awhile is Lift doing good or bad?

[Grollis Zephyr @GrollisZephyr]

It should have been me

[Jonathan Ying @Fancymancer]

He died as he lifted.

RIV Stijn Strongbody #blaseball

[Grollis Zephyr @GrollisZephyr]

How am I supposed to focus on Blaseball with everything happening right now?

[Grollis Zephyr @GrollisZephyr]

Heavenly gates are infrastructure

[Grollis Zephyr @GrollisZephyr]

@DiBatterinoCudi That's the spirit!

[Grollis Zephyr @GrollisZephyr]

Idk why anyone would want to be a batter. Playing in every game? Exhausting!

[Grollis Zephyr @GrollisZephyr]

@NandySlumps Well you know what they say, life's full of little compromises ;)

[Grollis Zephyr @GrollisZephyr]

@NandySlumps Would you settle for mediocre things?

[Grollis Zephyr @GrollisZephyr]

Am I winning dad?

[Grollis Zephyr @GrollisZephyr]

Nice to see I finally got some gains during Party Time

[Grollis Zephyr @GrollisZephyr]

Oh shoot Blaseball is back?! Why didn't anyone wake me up?!

[The Tokyo Lift (can regenerate limbs) @TkoLiftOfficial]

why don't the smaller teams teams simply unionize against the bigger teams

[The Tokyo Lift (can regenerate limbs) @TkoLiftOfficial]

Blaseball jokes are Blaseball prophecies, and baby, I'm the funniest clown in the circus

[Jonathan Ying @Fancymancer]

I'll miss you while you're gone. #blaseball

[Grollis Zephyr @GrollisZephyr]

@LookyLouChicago

[Grollis Zephyr @GrollisZephyr]

@LookyLouChicago I misread this as "the Shrek films"

[Grollis Zephyr @GrollisZephyr]

Sometimes I look at my stats and think, "man I wish I was on the lineup instead of the rotation."

[Grollis Zephyr @GrollisZephyr]

Oops, Garages really wanted Soul Swap, huh?

[Grollis Zephyr @GrollisZephyr]

@xvalhither2x Get swole