John

[Jeremy Docteur @BackoTheDoc]

Reportage à South London, antre de l'atypique Crystal Palace, proche de ces banlieues parfois défavorisées, riches culturellement et qui voient émerger tant de jeunes joueurs. Avec les témoignages de Patrick Vieira et Steve Parish. Pour @lequipeEXPLORE https://t.co/tF9lQHsFmb

[John @GromitFanClub]

@jhosie43 Yeah I agree, too important a position to have a non-specialist

[Rail Delivery Group @RailDeliveryGrp]

⚽ With trains likely to be busier than usual during #EURO2020, we invited @JohnWMotsonOBE to look at the tactics passengers should use to #TravelWithConfidence.

😷 Please wear a face covering (unless exempt) and sign up for personalised journey alerts at https://t.co/xADKdcrw6J

[Steve Parish @CEO4TAG]

@foursixzer0 @ProfBrianCox I’m busy unlocking the secrets of the universe

[Neil Alcock, HITCHOLOGY author and secret agent @MrNeilAlcock]

I'm re-reading John Gardner's 1980s James Bond novels, which frequently appear to have been ghost-written by Alan Partridge

[Peter Apps @PeteApps]

I think the 'London is a city of middle-class media professionals' trope has been created by people who come to the city as graduates and assume the London they occupy is all the only one that exists

[John @GromitFanClub]

@chakotaylmao 👏 👏 👏

[Wilfried Zaha @wilfriedzaha]

CHRISTIAN BENTEKE !!!!!!!!! Endyebehausbeheusbeh!

[John @GromitFanClub]

@FootballCliches Jon Benteke! Joined Palace in 2016, leaving in 2017 after Christian’s fairly successful first season. Given his struggles since maybe there was something in it...

[Tim Dunn @MrTimDunn]

In 1955 a British Railways train got stuck, frozen in drifts, for 4 days: the BTF film “Snowdrift at Bleath Gill” tells how it was rescued. A staff member said afterwards "If it hadn't been for the fucking film people we'd have just left her to thaw out." https://t.co/0nCMUE2qwx

[Chris @ChrisSummersell]

It's all very well pundits laying into VAR but had they not spent the last 25 years using every opportunity to discuss refereeing decisions instead of analysing the actual football then we might not have got to this shambles

[Carl Anka is on leave @Ankaman616]

People said Jonjo Shelvey should have made England's 2018 World Cup squad. I ain't forget.

[Christopher Hyde ⚪️⚪️🚶🏼‍♂️⚪️ @ChrisHydeFilm]

Let's talk about Alec Trevelyan's staffing balls-up which led to his evil lair being manned not by sinister henchmen in boiler suits, but some sort of medium-sized admin department from a Cheshire-based print & design consultancy...

[John @GromitFanClub]

@I_Like_Bridges_ Gonna power the economy through old men walking loops of their gardens

[MontyChannel @MontyChannel]

Turn your home into a gym. Monty's #lockdown excercise regime.

#lockdownuk #excercise #Covid19UK #COVID19 #coronavirus @MontyPanesar @mrjamesob

[John @GromitFanClub]

@I_Like_Bridges_ https://t.co/ihBiUfdHuV

[Home Office @ukhomeoffice]

We are rolling out our #KnifeFree chicken boxes in over 210 chicken shops in England and Wales, including Morley’s, Dixy Chicken and Chicken Cottage. They use real life stories to show people how they can go #KnifeFree.

[John @GromitFanClub]

@I_Like_Bridges_ cheers mate