Groosalina

My brother ain't as cool as he thinks he is.

[Groosalina @GroosesSister]

Are we picking on— I mean praising Groosey poo again?

[Groosalina @GroosesSister]

@PompadourPrince The truth hurts, bro

[Groosalina @GroosesSister]

@PompadourPrince At least you don’t have anything a skirt would expose..

[Groosalina @GroosesSister]

YOU’RE JUST MAKING YOURSELF LOOK EVEN DUMBER BY SAYING THAT @PompadourPrince

[Groose @PompadourPrince]

HEY. THAT WAS SURPRISINGLY COMFORTABLE @GroosesSister

[Groosalina @GroosesSister]

Deh heh heh look at @PompadourPrince

[Groosalina @GroosesSister]

SO WE'RE STUCK LIKE THIS?! HYLIA FUCKING DAMMIT @GroosesMommy @PompadourPrince

[Groosalina @GroosesSister]

DAMMIT MOTHER I GOT YOU THE DOSAGE COUNTER THING FOR A REASON. OPEN UP IT'S TIME FOR TESTOSTERONE @GroosesMommy @PompadourPrince

[Groosalina @GroosesSister]

DID YOU TAKE YOUR STEREROIDS TODAY MOTHER?! YOU'RE WAY TOO EMOTIONAL @GroosesMommy @PompadourPrince

[Groosalina @GroosesSister]

I TURNED OUT SO PERFECTLY HOW DID GROOSE TURN OUT SO WRONG

[Groosalina @GroosesSister]

WHERE DID YOU GO WRONG @GroosesMommy @PompadourPrince

[Groosalina @GroosesSister]

MOOOM I FOUND DRUGS IN @PompadourPrince's ROOM!! @GroosesMommy

[Groosalina @GroosesSister]

@GroosesFather //MAKE IT HAPPEN NINTENDO

[Groosalina @GroosesSister]

@GroosesFather //Petition to officially change Groose to Gorrse

[Groosalina @GroosesSister]

GROOSE YOU ARE RUINING OUR FAMILY

[Groosalina @GroosesSister]

@GroosesFather //Typos are a beautiful thing

[Virginia Groosington @GroosesFather]

OUR BEAUTIFUL QUEER SON

[Groosalina @GroosesSister]

TO SPANK YOU OF COURSE, GORRSE

[Groosalina @GroosesSister]

HYLIA DAMMIT DAD

[Virginia Groosington @GroosesFather]

HEEEEY EVERYBODY.*HE COMES BOUNDING IN, FALLING ON HIS FACE AND HEROIN NEEDLES FALL OUT OF HIS POCKETS*